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[challenge entry] I declare right now to be clay o'clock!
So have this gnome:

And an as yet unpainted Italian plumber.

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Fuck yes that is an awesome gnome
He looks so badass
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# They're wonderful!
Bottom one: Needs more obvious male genitalia
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# great minds and all that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I'm thinking of taking a photo of my ringpiece and shopping it onto a navel orange
FP material for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I was going to put my cock through a portrait of Barabara Streisand
and take a photo of the comedy nose.

See who gets the FP first!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# RACE YA
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# the disturbing thing is
I put "race you" at the bottom of my post and then deleted it before posting.

There clearly is some paranormal mental bond between us!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Well I did say that you have identical handwriting to my mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# needs more penis
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# that nose loooks like a cock!
link it

meh, too obvious


well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Cor!

have you compo'd any of your boxheads yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ^This
I've seen them now, and although I feel shamed by your comparative excellence, I think it must be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Good suggestion!
They earned me a 13 at school anyway.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# a 13?
What sort of nonsense school is that!
(grades go from 1 to 10 here)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# We get our college grades in twenties
which turns receiving a 9 from victorious to humiliating :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Ha ha I see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# They're both rather excellent
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# hehehe! aceness
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# i painted mario a bit for you
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm afraid to touch those seams
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
*waits for the NSFW whinging to start*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# this^
how could that image ever be nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Mutated Monty in "seamless" shocker hahaha
You see, THIS doesn't look like a cock at first glance

I think the unbuttoned jeans and red underpants give it away on the other one. "Doesn't look like a cock at first glance" - utter cack. When you've seen as many cocks as I have..etc..

*badumtish*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# oh joy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Very nice.
Have this even though it's not even nearly finished,

and this and this, and this and these. Except those last ones are some sort of playdoh stuff, not clay.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)
# *bows in awe*
My clay stuff is usually tiny out of fear that it'll fall apart/run out before it's finished.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Use polymer clay
it's really tough. I made some cthulhu-related stuff out of normal clay a while back but the paint just chips off
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Been wanting to try that for a while
This china-style clay retains the paint pretty well, as long as I don't mind a matte finish.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)