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# He emancipated my picnic basket. True.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I think I love you
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# So what are you so afraid of?
Are you afraid that you're not sure of a love there is no cure for?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# I'm afraid of needles
What are you afraid of?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I don't think I'm afraid of a specific thing,
though scary fillums are a bit too much for me.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# PLANES!
THUNDERSTORMS!
HEIGHTS!

and my uncle is scared of ventrioquists' dummies.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# well, he should be
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I LOVE thunderstorms
They give me glee!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Carnies
they've got the small hands.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I've got an pre-prepared answer for everyone who thinks that upon seeing one of my pictures:

I can guarantee you don't. I'm a shit.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# In that case I love the bear
Can I keep him?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Depends if you know what to feed him.
i.e. pickernick baskets

3 a day.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I think I love you
going on past form you sound just like my type
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# the trouble is
I'm not really a shit, no-one who is really a shit thinks they're a shit. I'm just a bit of a shit.

*has a shit*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# oh you're alright
like a slightly incontinent old pet dog that nobody has the heart to put down. loveable, a bit smelly, not quite as much fun as you used to be...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# they're always trying to put me down, it's true.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# oh dottie...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ha ha!!
you are a cool bit of a shit

edited
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I should keep changing my party line on the issue
so you'll have to perpetually edit this until you're toothless and grey.

However, I'm not that much of a shit.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Was he smarter than the average president?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I've always felt something of a connection with Abe Lincoln
as the day of his assassination is also my birthday.

That and the fact I'm the bloke who shot him.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Lesser assassins would have taken a day off for their birthday.
Although I suppose a trip to the theatre is fine compensation.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# The subject line makes this a LOL
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)