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# Derren Brown Will Rape Your Mother
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# argh take it away
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# The worst case scenario today is buying a crunchie on friday
only to find the crunchie is smashed inside the wrapper.
Thus I'm eating crunchie dust.

On the plus side, my work will be lending me a van thus saving me £72 this weekend. Yay

/K weasel blog
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# save it!
Stop eating it, and go and buy yourself a vanilla milkshake from somewhere.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# How will a vanilla milkshake quell the feeling of loss?
Its a bit like buying a puppy and taking it home only to find that it's broken.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# .o0(mmmm, puppy dust...)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# add the crunchie dust to the milkshake
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# See, here's a sensible gent.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# eeep!
but strangely compelling! Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# argh
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Superb!!!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# If that thing was real
I would hunt it for sport.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# You get your rape eyes off my Chantho
She's such a sweetie
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# The single most
frustratingly annoying character ever created by anyone who has ever created a character for anything ever.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# she'll probably be in the next series then
in every episode
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# She's just adorable
AND she could put those mouthparts round the back and up your bum whilst she's sucking you off.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# perv
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# good job she died then, eh?

/spoiler
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Not if I rape his first
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# haha wooo
but since when has he been gingaaa,
and why do his trousers go all the way to his chin, woo *click*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# i know he will
he told me already
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)