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# I'm mostly having this for lunch today:


What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I just had some stoopid fukka crisps
and a portion of doggchod cake

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *breaks open a bag of sun-dried pig's cunts*
ooh, i hate that first smell when the bag opens.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# office-based involuntary snorting through nose
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# its a bit wiffy isn't it
like arsehól biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# needs more arrows
TJ: 'ning b3ta. I've been away for some time. Have i missed much?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Welcome back
No, not a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# 'ning aunt!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# 'lo!
Have some sweeties, but don't tell your mum and dad.

And don't eat the blue ones, you know they make you drool.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# mum dad!
look what auntie vino gave me!
*opens mouth to reveal half eaten blue sweets*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# thanks
shame. although i suppose it'll be another while before a b3tan gets his work on bbc news.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# probably
until newsnight start counting 'zoo' as a newspaper when they look at tomorrow's headlines. I reckon that'll be around August, me.

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# 'ning
or perhaps if johnx1 becomes a reporter...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# you missed the forst b3ta wedding!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# O_o
who was that then? Scott and Charlene?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# whatever happened to Angry Anderson eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# we all got new hats for the occasion
it was lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# did'nt you catch the flowers too?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# right in the eye unfortuntaly
it was fully documented and will appear on You've Been Framed in the Fall
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hallo db!
only the usual bits, nothing special
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I took my top off at least 15 times
But I don't think you'd have been too bothered.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# which way round were you facing btw?
*runs very fast, very far*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ha!
your grasp of irony is ridiculous. and to think, i always thought you ignored me when I slavered over your boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I wasn't ignoring you
Just busy mopping up after you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# That sounds amusingly tasty
I had canteen lasagne. It was OK.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# this made me laugh much more than it should :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Sounds delicious
I've had a herby cheese & ham bagel, mini cheddars, an apple and a flake yoghurt. I may wash it down with a cuppa in a minute.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Braw! Have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Thanks! That is the first time I have won this. It's going in my
profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# There is pineapple there.
GET PINEAPPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# GO EAST!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *packs up belongings*
*goes east*

Where is the pineapples?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# you are standing on a forest clearing
exits are NORTH, PINEAPPLE and DAVE
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I can't FUCK OFF right now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *exits via pineapple*
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# no. 30
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# sounds delicious
i've cooked myself some scallop shells in butter.
added some minced onions and red pepper..deglazed the fryingpan with balsamic vinegar, some fresh cream, salt & pepper and rice..and i even popped a bottle of bordeaux on my own=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# How come the French eat properly for lunch
when all we get is soggy sandwiches made with plastic bread? :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# that's just because
i'm on holydays ..having much more time than usual to cook and eat some nice stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Suck my Gai Phat Sabprarod!
Broccolli & Stilton soup with some granary bread and butter.
There's apple crumble & custard too but I may have to pass
due to bannoffeeness on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)