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# I VOTE WE ALL HAVE A FORTNIGHT OFF B3TA
/capslock

and don't do any decent or topical pics


that'll fuck 'em
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Get rob etc to do a 'fuck you EMAP' compo!

Cheers for the support.

EDIT: Even better a 'use all your own sources' compo so they're screwed copyrightwise.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i like your edit
but EVERY pic has to comply, otherwise they'll just nick the stragglers
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *runs off to stalk Gordon Brown with his camera*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# sort of like law of the wild
David Attenborough whispery narration..

DB: "and now, here we see the Emap lion, hungry for an editorial. Most of the herd of b3tans ahead are strong and fit, using their copyrighted source images, but sooner or later, a n00b or someone else will forget and use an untagged, un-copyrighted image".

"yes - the Emap lion spots one and goes in for the kill. He's got the image between its teeth - the b3tan squeals for the herd, but it's too late. The b3tan is just another piece of spam"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *crys*

*it's the circle ooooof life*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# whatcha building your frankencomputer out of Prod?
bits of old toasters and things?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# computer parts
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# and just think of the boon to the rest of the ecomomy!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# ecomomy?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# like a real mommy
but more efficient

edit: and what these piss-stained folk down there said
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Cheap mother
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# An "Eco-mommy" is an ecologically sound mother.
edit: Curses!

Also: "I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth)"
Translation: "I went back to the Skull (get it? - 'Skull' because I am gothic and I like Death"
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# i don't get it..
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Sorry, nothing. It was a non-sequiteur. I'll stop posting quotes now, promise!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# who calls her daugther "galadriel moonchild",
forces her to eat compost and to wear jumpers made from boar bristles
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# that'd be like giving into terrorism
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# not really no
it's like not having a telly cos there are thieves in the area
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# thieves?!
what

*destroys telly*

hah! that'll show those bastards
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I do this anyway
apart from the time off bit

:)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# DON'T do any decent pics.....shit, ok, I'll try!
:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Weeee you are post L plate:P
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Yarrr, I bee all gwown oop noo.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# until he forgets his password again
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I've had it tattooed on me cock, it says..
THISISYOURPASSWORDDONOTFORGETITEVERAGAINBECAUSETHATWOULDBEREALLYREALLYSTUPIDYOUDUMBASS
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# A font exists that can be made that small?!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Teehee
It may be two inches, but by God, it's got girth!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# "your name on a grain of rice"

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# You name on a potato
Bill Bailey blog:D
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# When it's small it says
THISISYOURDUMBASS

(or when he's in the pool it just says TS)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Then I demand you provide me with books.
Hang on.

I don't do either of those things.

Can I stay?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Guess what I found today?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# a lump?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# oof!
;)
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Two actually:P
EDIT: No I found on top if a cupboard in a certain dorm, teh bash printer.:P
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Woo!
Does it work?
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Haven't tried
It was a antique daisy wheel that Wow, Dixon and I found by a bin on the way to the bash:)

(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# jesus
i kept trying to get the capt to lob it away
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# It wasn't mine in the first place!
Dixon found it, and insisted on taking it with us. I had nothing to do with it.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# you did
on the way to the hostel
pissedup you insisted we retain it
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# BOOTY!
I can't remember any of this, I'm so embarrassed. Sounds like I was a right handful.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# and a left one too!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
:-( Sorry!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# No I did:P
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Well then it's your fault.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Like most things in life:P
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# my goodness!
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# treasure???!!
*hopes*
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)