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# Well I thought I wouldn't have to do this again
But here are Zoo and Nuts nickery. The new Zoo page now no longer features any comment about
using b3ta stuff, It looks like they're now expecting people to crop and send other people's
stuff for them.

As usual loads of b3ta stuff, sans tags and usual both links are in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# lo ghosty
*smoosh!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# *blush*
Well a happy end to a crap day:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I VOTE WE ALL HAVE A FORTNIGHT OFF B3TA
/capslock

and don't do any decent or topical pics


that'll fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Get rob etc to do a 'fuck you EMAP' compo!

Cheers for the support.

EDIT: Even better a 'use all your own sources' compo so they're screwed copyrightwise.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i like your edit
but EVERY pic has to comply, otherwise they'll just nick the stragglers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *runs off to stalk Gordon Brown with his camera*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# sort of like law of the wild
David Attenborough whispery narration..

DB: "and now, here we see the Emap lion, hungry for an editorial. Most of the herd of b3tans ahead are strong and fit, using their copyrighted source images, but sooner or later, a n00b or someone else will forget and use an untagged, un-copyrighted image".

"yes - the Emap lion spots one and goes in for the kill. He's got the image between its teeth - the b3tan squeals for the herd, but it's too late. The b3tan is just another piece of spam"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *crys*

*it's the circle ooooof life*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# whatcha building your frankencomputer out of Prod?
bits of old toasters and things?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# computer parts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# and just think of the boon to the rest of the ecomomy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# ecomomy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# like a real mommy
but more efficient

edit: and what these piss-stained folk down there said
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Cheap mother
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# An "Eco-mommy" is an ecologically sound mother.
edit: Curses!

Also: "I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth)"
Translation: "I went back to the Skull (get it? - 'Skull' because I am gothic and I like Death"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# i don't get it..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Sorry, nothing. It was a non-sequiteur. I'll stop posting quotes now, promise!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# who calls her daugther "galadriel moonchild",
forces her to eat compost and to wear jumpers made from boar bristles
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# that'd be like giving into terrorism
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# not really no
it's like not having a telly cos there are thieves in the area
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# thieves?!
what

*destroys telly*

hah! that'll show those bastards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I do this anyway
apart from the time off bit

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# DON'T do any decent pics.....shit, ok, I'll try!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Weeee you are post L plate:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Yarrr, I bee all gwown oop noo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# until he forgets his password again
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# I've had it tattooed on me cock, it says..
THISISYOURPASSWORDDONOTFORGETITEVERAGAINBECAUSETHATWOULDBEREALLYREALLYSTUPIDYOUDUMBASS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# A font exists that can be made that small?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Teehee
It may be two inches, but by God, it's got girth!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# "your name on a grain of rice"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# You name on a potato
Bill Bailey blog:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# When it's small it says
THISISYOURDUMBASS

(or when he's in the pool it just says TS)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Then I demand you provide me with books.
Hang on.

I don't do either of those things.

Can I stay?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Guess what I found today?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# a lump?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# oof!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Two actually:P
EDIT: No I found on top if a cupboard in a certain dorm, teh bash printer.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Woo!
Does it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Haven't tried
It was a antique daisy wheel that Wow, Dixon and I found by a bin on the way to the bash:)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# jesus
i kept trying to get the capt to lob it away
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# It wasn't mine in the first place!
Dixon found it, and insisted on taking it with us. I had nothing to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# you did
on the way to the hostel
pissedup you insisted we retain it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# BOOTY!
I can't remember any of this, I'm so embarrassed. Sounds like I was a right handful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# and a left one too!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
:-( Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# No I did:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Well then it's your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Like most things in life:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# my goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# treasure???!!
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I notice the 'Open your chortle cheque books and make us rich with laughter' line
Openly admitting to using other's work for their own gain?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# On the Nuts magazine picture
is says that as a subtitle
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Ah
Yeah they've used suprisingly up to date images for them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# It's almost like satire
but probably not.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# We should all do something really cunning that makes them stop nicking pics from b3ta.
I've no idea what though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Actually
What we should do if we can't identify the winning pic as a b3tan's work, we should take it in turns to pretend it's ours and claim the prizes!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I assume
somebody's already taken the "Nuts" logo and shopped it to say "Cunts"?



(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# No
But there is also the b3ta Cnuts word:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# If they have
I haven't seen it yet
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# It was spam
and I didn't inhale.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Zoo have left the tag on 'benny hills love child's' one.

and they haven't stolen any of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I found out today
That he is actually an old flat mate on TGA.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Someone called?
'Lo Thor
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# 'lo
zoo have nicked one of your pictures, i assume they asked you permission before they used it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Bastards still haven't nicked any of mine
Now how am I meant to be simultaneously indignant yet flattered?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)