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(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# C'est Magnifque!
;)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# sacred blue!!
good stuff
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# prime gonzolla!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Is that Foetus reference?
One of my fave nutters from the 80's and 90's!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# indeed it is!
"i'll meet you in poland baby"
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# he would take over the world
if he only knew what he was...nice
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# The current best answers are "whatever" and "human," respectively.
Christopher Finch, in the almost-definitive "Of Muppets and Men," relates the following ad-libbed exchange on the backstage of "The Muppet Show": "Kermit/Jim Henson turns to Scooter/Richard Hunt and asks, 'What are you anyway?' 'My mother was a parrot,' Scooter replies. 'We don't know about my father. It was during the war.' 'Really?' says Kermit. 'Which side was he on?'" Finch describes both Scooter and Gonzo as "creatures of indeterminate provenance."

Continuing the trend, on the official Henson web site (at www.henson.com/ask/ask_archives_body.html#Goelz3) David Goelz talks coy about Gonzo, saying not even Gonzo himself knows. In many movies he's called a Whatever -- starting in "The Great Muppet Caper", where that's the marking on Gonzo's airplane crate -- and that's the answer we Faqmeisters usually give. (Though _Muppets From Space_, in which Gonzo is an unnamed alien species, muddies the picture still further.)

Note that the answer has changed over time: the Gonzo Muppet's first appearance was as a Frackle in "The Great Santa Claus Switch" (though clearly this is not the Gonzo we know and love today). Another alternative identification is in "Muppet Babies," in which Gonzo is sometimes called a "weirdo." Also, in "The Muppet Movie," Kermit says Gonzo looks "sort of like a turkey... but not much." (Judging by the Muppet turkey in "The Muppet Family Christmas," he doesn't look much like a turkey at all.)

As for Scooter, his uncle, J. P. Grosse, who owns the theatre, is clearly human. Despite Hunt's joking around, Scooter is probably a human too. While he's called a "gofer," that's his position and not his species ("gofer coffee," etc).
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# mmm
juicy words
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# eat your greens son
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I am surprised there have been no entries (so far) using the strangest branch of the Muppet family:
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)