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# What the hell are you doing?
*gets out rape-fliming kit*

'Ning peeps!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# what's rape-fliming?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# drop ya pants and i'll show ya
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# It's what you type when you're an idiot
Who doesn't check first. Damnit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# YOU DON'T KNOW? AHHHAHAHAHA!
You are so innocent, like bambi.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# exactly like bambi.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)
# HE EVEN HAS THE VAGINA OF A DEER.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# FUCKING 0WND.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# wasn't Bambi male?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)
# he has it in a little box around his little neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# NO
DIDN'T YOU EVEN WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE,

SEE THIS: typolis.net/static/missandlady/images/bambi01.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PARENT NAMES A BOY BAMBI? THIS IS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.
MAYBE MANBI.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Bam being idiot for girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# YOU SOUND LIKE YOU FEEL THREATENED BY MY AWESOME.
YOU SHOULD.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Like happy slapping
But involving an orgasm
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# in order to prevent sexual assaults
many young western women wear a thin sheet of cling-film across their genital openings.

The application of these preventatives is termed "rape-filming"
Get to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# But he was asking about rape fliming
You know nothing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# I know many things
but how to read accurately in the morning is not one of the things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)
# And knowing how to type accurately is not one of mine!
:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# hurrah!
*starts club*
*makes badges*
*checks first batch of 1000*
*notices typo*
*swears*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Living room lol!
(stifled because hubby's still asleep)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# go wake the fucker up
it'sd not fair that people can be asleep when i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# He was on late shift last night
So I figure I'll let him kip a while. Then let the dogs upstairs to jump on him
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Hello, China?
I HAVE AN ISSUE.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# when a mummy b3tan and a daddy b3tan love each other very much
they flim rape... which is an olde english expression dating back to before the internet when p0rn was only available on VHS, DVD or in a printed format... or on the radio...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# mmmm... radioporn
long time since I heard a mimsy plugged on the wireless.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# that damp squelch in glorious quadrophonic sound
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *queefs*
aahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# And now on Radio 4, book at bed time...
Ashley Blue was standing at the bus stop wondering why the bus was sooo late, she really needed to get to her hot friends house NOW, and she was just thinking she'd be prepared to do almost anything to get there when Mike Long turned up driving his shiney new red car!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I read that as..
rapehorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# you're as bad as freebs
this place is worse than crack
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# come again?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# no thank you
I've just eaten
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Brother Freebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# would you like a slice of chilled poultry?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# no thanks - I'm trying to give it u...
go on then - can't hurt

*it hurts*

edit - how rude, would you like a shot on my crack pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# i thought you were trying to go cold turkey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# yeah
I was... but it turns out I am weak and pathetic. Still managed longer than Freebs (almost a week).

Will try again next week, and possibly later tody.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# 'ningles dingles!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)