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[challenge entry] Bindun???
I dunno but here goes

From the Bad Books for Kids challenge. See all 457 entries (closed)

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
class.

EDIT: Just had a horrible revelation. Radcliffe has been getting nekkid with horses and the Harry Potter film have centaurs in them?!

Coincidence? I thunk not!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# That's where they get all their Gryffindor points from.
The Centaurs bribe Dumbledore, as a reward for Harry's 'services'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# *phones jolly jack*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I thought the court injunction prohibited you from doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# *sigh*

*kicks ground*

I only wanted to be his number 1 fan
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Well you should have done that
from outside his toilet!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# *prepares to watch Prodigy 'hobble' JJ with a sledgehammer*
/although it's better in the book, when she uses and axe, and then a blowtorch to cauterise the wound, Reminded me of a first aid course I once did
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# sheez really? O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# the bit about the book yes, the bit about the first aid course was added for pure comedic gold effect ;)
I was hoping the movie would stick to the written scene in the novel, as it is quite a corker.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misery_%28novel%29

she also does the sheriff in with a ride on lawnmower in the book as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# haha :D


*I wish I reeded gud bookz
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Yes indeed...
...some of the pictures are really quite disturbing.

www.equustheplay.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# You cocknibbler.
I clicked that, I did.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# hmmm
I purple link. What could that be?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# ohhhhh, I was >------< that close to clicking it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# "engorgio"
!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
top shoppage too

*cleeeck*
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Can I use engorgio on that box?
I want to read the small print
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# heh
someone read ScaryDuck's Potter expose then
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Haha.
I'm proud to say that the only Harry Potter I've ever read was that photo of the last 2 pages.
(Woody999, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I can go one better.
I've never ready any. That's why I feel it's my duty to tell people how it's crap and clichéd and a rip-off of other classic works and nobody should read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# That makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
is she legal now?
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# *checks IMDB*
*checks calendar*

Damn! ...still only 17.

*sets reminder for 15-APR-2008*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# planning on sending her a birthday card?
that's awfully thoughtful of you, I take it you're a fan?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I'll
send her a card full of my pubes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# What country are you in?
17 is legal! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# He's thinking of pron legal.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# and when's she
going to prove she can do "edgy" roles by getting her tits out?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha
how incredibly wrong that would look. No matter what age she is.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# HAHAHA
And yay for books with free stuff. She'll want one of these peas to make sure that baby comes out nice and healthy. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# compo it
it's very good
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# thanks :)
I compearoasted it earlier www.b3ta.com/board/7419845
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Oh definately
She's single, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Very nicely done
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# previously would
but clearly someone already has

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)