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# I'm so terribly sorry...


You may kill me now
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)
# took me a minute that....
*kills anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# what the fucks that all about ?
* ignorant van driver blog*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)
# root of all evil
= square root of 666 (I think)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# technically
the number of the beast is 616, but the catholic church declared it to be 666 because it sounds more poetic, or pleasing or soemthing
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# They basically just read it wrong...
616 was the number of Nero, as 888 is the number of Jesus etc. It was common to grafitti in numbers to slate each other and that whole section of the text was anti roman.

I'm bit of a nerd when it comes to religion, and very very lonely.
(Puckish, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# lies!
all evil is clearly negative, hence its root is imaginary!

QED
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# ashully
no.

as evil is in the mind, it cannot be negative or positive, therefore it is an enigma.

and they make good songs to chill out to.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Wrong! Evil is in the flesh!
and you shall be purged of all evil!

*sets TBL on fire*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
#
well, ashully it is a bit chilly tonight I could do with the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# a service proudly provided by the Spanish Inquisition
A warm glow inside
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# but...
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Dont
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# *Sounds apostrophe/txt sp34k siren*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# You watched QI
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# I dont speak
your language.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:54, archived)
# A gif has frames that work
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Correct
Seen that episode a couple times before, the joke still makes me giggle..

Although the root should really be 24.819347, going on the new (improved?) number of teh beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Søren Kierkegaard:
Being idle is, as people tell, the root of all things evil. As to avoid evil, people normally recommend working. Yet one understands easily from as well the reason as the cure that the whole saying is of plebeian extraction. Being idle is not at all the root of evil, on the contrary it is a true divine life, when one is not bored. Being idle may lead to economical losses, yet one's inner nobility fears not outer losses, it only fears to be bored. The Gods of Olympos were not bored, they lived happily in idleness (...) So being idle is far away from being the root of evil - it is a blessing. Being bored is the root of evil, and it must be kept away. So one may add that people who have never dedicated themselves to idleness, and have no sense so ever therefore, have not really dedicated themselves to human life. There exists unseizable activities which exclude a man [or a woman] from the spiritual world and thereby categorizes him [or her] together with animals, since he [or she] instinctively always has to be in motion (...) Well, since people believe that it is man's determination to work, then it makes an antithesis between idleness and work. I for one assume that it is man's determination to be amused, and I feel not that my antithesis [amusement vs. work] is any more erroneous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# too
many

words

for

me


but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# words?
words!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# i knew i was idle and easily amused
but i never knew i was divine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)
# well,
how does that feel then?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# kind of warm and fuzzy
like when you wake up before the alarm goes off and you can lie there all snuggly for another half an hour.
that's a good feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm...
it's the best cure for insomnia
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# the best cure for insomnia
is a hot cup of camomile tea and a few space cakes. makes you see little triangles if you eat too many of them, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# yay!
I keep conisdering space cakes as a cure for being on an airplane, but I always chicken out
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# i used to host fright nights
once a month, me and my mates would get an ounce. half went into cakes, the other half got smoked. it went down well with the vodka jelly. there were only 5 of us, so we were all pretty well monged.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# space cakes?
that made me think of that space lady from nasa in her space nappy
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# space nappies
are full of brown meteors
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# awww, maan, it's not true:
www.smh.com.au/news/world/lustinspace-lisa-was-not-wearing-nappy/2007/06/30/1182624233942.html
: |
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# freaky witch!
you'd be scared to dump someone that mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# hahaha,
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Actually it's 616
666 was a mistranslation or something. On QI or something
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# I think they changed it so that it would be the number of Caligula or something
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Nero...
see my very boring post above.
(Puckish, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)