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[challenge entry] bundun Shirley?

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(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Fail, too many pubes, only one distinct testicle and only one drop of mansauce.
I simply cannot approve this book.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I disagree
it's rather unfailsome!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# The book itself is a good idea but that isn't a regulation CDC.
How are the children supposed to learn?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# imagine in years to come this type of cdc posted everywhere
the horror!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I'm blaming migrant workers.
Coming over here with their crazy cdcs and seamzebras. Doomed I tells ya, we're doomed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Let me see...
Crudely drawn - check!
Magenta - Check!
manfat - Check!

I would concede that the public hair is too straight but, all things considered, this is a more standards-complaint CDC than anything I've done.
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Stop making up standards you unruly vagabond.
The actual standards for a cdc are

3 drops of mansauce
3 pubes per bollock
I believe the magenta should also be the default mspaint one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# This^
facts
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# It
definitely deviates from the standard Bus Stop Willy template - but in a postmodern ironic way. What I think the artist is trying to say is we all want to make love to our parents.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Then please forgive me.
I failed to take it for its artistic values. These modern movements are all a bit much for a traditionalist such as myself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I think you were right
first time. What is the point in having parameters if they're ignored? It's three pubes per bollock, one of which can be gray. I think amount of nutmustard sploshes is unregulated.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# do you have to pay someone
copywrite for official cdcs?
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Tush!
The little kiddies would be all discouraged if the book proposed standards too high for them to hope to attain!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Nice :)



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Nice
I got my nephews a book all about poo, they and my brother was most amused but my sister in law definitely not :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)