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# I have no idea what is going on here.
I went to a wedding today and this did not happen.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Droopy eye death syndrome.
Tragic, especially at a wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# wut
wat kind of weddings do u go to
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Oh god
I hate you so much, purely because of that sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# eye
donut git it
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# the best way to be accepted here is to always use shortened terms
e.g u, iz, innit, anything that could have been lifted from a cat macro is also fair game. Total lack of regard for spellin an grammer iz gud 2
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Look at this:

cfm

I love the fact that 'Hanzii' wrote y2k+7, which is 5 characters long.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# It consistently annoys me
when people use 'txtspk' to write a word which is exactly the same number of characters as the word would be not in txtspk.

Oh yeah, that myspace address doesn't work.
I'm actually ashamed that I tried.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Yes it does.
www.myspace.com/emo_pwincess_hannah

Why did you make me look?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Ye gods.
You know you wanted to look really, though. Did you look through her pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I wouldn't know how.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Wow
Either that person has come up with a CSS hack and made their profile really minimalist (which would be a first for myspace), or it's broken in firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I think it's broken.
I have yet to find an emo on myspace who doesn't have a horrendous background and a profile two pages wide and seven long.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# JESUS!
I've got the loveliest chilled-out soulful tune on. That just gave me a mini stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I'm with this guy.
you have described yourself to a tee without using hardly a recognised English word. You feckless half-wit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Awww.
It's like it's trying to write.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# I cannot talk to you when you are like this.
What in the name of God does Wutwat mean?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# failed attempt at typing like a
hillbilly. sry gusy
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Not a clue.
At least with 1337 I stood a chance of deciphering it, with txt it seems that vowels are just randomly dropped and I would have to learn the convention.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
#
I'm given to understand, by those who have experience in such things, that it's not worth the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Good show.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# What what.
I think we should all go back to old Colonial speech.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I prefer Irate Victorian
speech. Much more lyrical.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# True.
Tell you who would benefit the most - mobile phone contractors.
We'd be using 3-page text messages just to say good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# See,
without my horrible typing skillz this type of joke wouldn't have made it.

I'm a necessary evil.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# You're so unnecessary
that even your own mother doesn't know why you're here.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# why r u so angst
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# It's in my nature.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# do you live in the forest
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# No.
I live in a cesspit of evil in the heart of hell.

Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# do u lve in teh f0r3st
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# i was gonna type that but i didnt wanna make devil mad.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# I'm mad anyway.
Don't flatter yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# i know remember when he had that talk
about how you are angst?
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# prithee tell me more
my liege.
(jagathewise, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# is he not some chinese kung fu guy?
(jagathewise, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# this is science
you can't deny science
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)