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# Yeeargh!
Kill it with hammers!

TJ: I couldn't help but laugh at this headline:
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# only in the uk
could a flood be a cause of drought

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# well
the brown stuff definitely isn't tea..
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Yes it is,
that's why the water's running out, some bastard's making shitloads of tea with it.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# well, it's a crisis
that's what we do in a crisis, make tea

"My God the asteroid is 30 miles wide!"
"I've just made a nice piping hot cup of tea"
"Well, thank fuck, we're fucking saved now eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Those flood-stricken chaps are just going to have to bathe in tea.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# haha
it's not funny

but I laughed :/

to hull with me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's not happening to me!
lolz
(beast on toast has xpango=> http://www.xpango.com?ref=90520974, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# if it floods here
the country is mostly an underwater theme park, in all honesty :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Five cups now!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# crikey!
it's a 5 cuppa disaster!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I think to, be fair,
the magnitude of the earth being hit by an asteroid and wiping out life as we know it may require some more than 5 cups of tea.

A whole pot is more what you need.
(el_meerkat, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I'm thinking that it'll be a great (yet final) year for ringtons
should this situation arise

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# quick, call the British Rocket Group!
only they have an Urn big enough!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# the could fire pots of tea at it
thus deflecting it's course insignificantly and having the same net global effect!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I suppose the phrase "water water everywhere and not a drop to drink"
amuses you equally
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# buried in an ice tomb might
yield exactly the same quandry. Ask Lara Croft or someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
#
Only if you say it in the accent of a down-on-his-luck New York Italian pizza delivery boy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# woida woida effreewayr?
youse must be pullin' moi chayn, moi frend...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# *chortles*
Almost. Needs more despondency.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# It's not funny!


/lives in Cheltenham and has no water, but didn't get to go home early from work today blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# chlorine tablets
they let you drink *any* water


and I mean any!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# yeah
that's usually why they give you them, due to being supplied "any" water :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I'm good for drinking water
but using a bucket to flush the toilet is not fun!

AND ONLY NUTTERS WENT SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND, and they all wanted to talk to me. HARRUMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# using a shovel
to break open the ice in the toilet is even less fun

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# D:
That's a bit dubious....

Cold bum :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# not for some years thankfully
the wonders of actually working central heating
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# yeah, i lived in preston too.
my granny still had an outside lavvy until about about 1987
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Apologies for lack of tact, then.
The situation is not funny. But I still find the phrasing of the headline funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It is a bit
I was more amused by the WWII comment!

That and Oxford has had to import sand
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)