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# I had a chap tell me I had child-bearing hips once
thinking it was a compliment.

Bless his tiny mind.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Same here.
No, honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Dare I ask what confused him?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Nowt
Just that I do have rather large hips.

In my confused early teenage years I played with the idea that my parents had forced a sex change on me as a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# it'd explain some stuff certainly
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Well, that scar thing on a bloke's nutsack and taint doesn't do much to quell these fears
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# The raphe?
Does look like a scar now you mention it.

In my early years (well, like between 9 and 11) I got so confused by the diagrams in books for about two years I thought I didn't have a vagina. I was very, very scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Haha, yay teenage paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I didn't think so.
*thinks back*

No, I definitely didn't think so.

I did think 'nice pants'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# My love handles hide them currently.
Oh and thanx, I like em too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I fucking love you.
For some reason that post has got the B52s in my head.

*dances around like a pillock*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# My loooove sack's in a little old place
We can pet together
Love sack baby
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *shimmies*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7432084
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# And with good reason.
*turns off Paul McKenna tape*

Now, what to do with a 6ft skinhead bilingual who has *raids* 4 and a bit Euro and a packet of mints....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# are you sure it wasn't just
"you have bare hips"?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Followed by "Please get out of this kindergarten".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ah no you're right
It was "you have a child bear's hips"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Oh, believe me, I've been there!
Ah, I don't care. My hips are the least of my worries- it's the arse attached to them that's far too large.

Although two rasta type blokes did go mental over it this morning (in true Mixalot style) so I'm actually liking my arse today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Awesome
Be proud of your femininity :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# :D
I do do a good Caribbean woman 'really fast arse shaking' thing.

*sweeps SSS up and takes her for a frabjious ride amongst the stars*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Ahahaha ace
Hang on a sec...

*dons dancing shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Men are conditioned by evolution to find wide hips attractive
despite what the fashion industry tells us.

So in essence it was a compliment.

But I can see that it was a pretty rubbish one.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I like my hips, they are curvetastic
especially in skirts.

I was 17 at the time and a lot more impressionable though. The best bit was his genuine surprise that I was offended.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# sss
hips
curvetastic


*thinks*

are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# One hundred percent......
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I once got told that I'd "scrub up ok".
She melted me with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I talk like people's grandmas, so I find it hard to be sexy.
Case in point- manwife getting ready to go out yersterday.

Me, his wife, the woman he sexes: 'Ooooh, don't you look handsome!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Did you pinch his cheek
and give him a toffee?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# No, I believe I carried on smoking.
I can't do long shows of excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I find those half-hearted compliments nicer than the direct ones
I guess I'm just distrustful of flattery.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# that's because your so great
oh, and you can have your wallet back, there wasn't much in it

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# That's £3.42 I won't see again in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# barely a full spec trip to mcdonalds
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)