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[challenge entry] The perfect stocking-filler

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# WIN WIN!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# I'm too tired to understand this
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# FISTING. LET ME SHOW YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Oh!
Let's fist again, like we did last summer!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# *lubes*
 
www2.b3ta.com/lets-fist-again/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Yes I know
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)
# this will
explain
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# YOU FUCKTARD
I KEEP FALLING FOR IT!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# I made a handy tool to prevent people falling for that:
www.xenonet.co.uk/b3ta/project.html

Follow the on-screen instructions, and say "Yes" to copying the hosts file.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# You twatfaced cowwhore
www.sambennallick.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Do you think I will click that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I didn't expect you to
In fact quite the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)
# That's settled then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Good
Well I'm off now.

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
#
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# cynical tiger is tired.
he's behaving like a stroppy child:

(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# pfft.
is that your pic?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Yes, it is
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# just when you said 'reminds'
i thought it might be a 'look: i found this on the internet'
please accept my apologies. nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Nah I made it
Thanks for having faith in me ¬.¬
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# is there a braille version?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Wouldn't it get sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# mansize?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# a book?
should be made of felt, often
(Pob mk2, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# This book's been fucking "felt often"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Way hay!
Wonderful

*clicks (lies)
no, really, CLICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# masturbation is inappropriate?
*wanks all over that idea*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# in two easy steps

for the DIY enthusiasts

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# scratch and sniff porn
is the way forward
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)