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# Sorry about this one...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Meg!
Best rack in rawk AICMFP
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)
# mmm
Imagines the cuddles you could get from 8 Meg Whites...

... subconsciously signs up to Bt Broadband
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Your application is in a queue and will be dealt with...fucking whenever, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# See that's where you've gone wrong.
You needed to sign up to BT Broadbent.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# *SMOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# mmmm
i sidled up to you and said hi.
down there a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# oh
*spazes off to find the sidling*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *lightly kisses cheek*
alreet pet!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *blushes*
'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
#
fondles
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# blushes?
from a kiss on the cheek?


*puts cock away*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *cries with laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I was being chaste and innocent
*gets your cock out*
and now I am being dirty and sluttish.

See the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I don't get it.
Can you do it again?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *films*
profit *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# speaking of rawk,
my mam should be dropping that guitar to me soon!!
just need to by a pick and a 'how to play guitar' book
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# And learn this:
youtube.com/watch?v=iEXBOupLhUg
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# can't see that at work....
and i'm between interwebs at home..
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Bah...
Just some bedroom shredder getting to grips with "Technical Difficulties" by RacerX. Speeded up.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *imgines*
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# listen to that
it's famous for it's sustain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I can't hear anything.....
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# well you would if it was plugged in
they're famous for their sustain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *impresseds*
I saw Paul Gilbert live in Dudley a while back, he was awesome =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# YAY!
*bangs his head against the stage like he never did before*

*makes it ring*

*makes it bleed*

*makes it really sore*

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# haha
you're totally rock and roll
getting a guitar from your mam
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# she found it at work!!
waste not want not.
my mums great anyways!!!.... both of 'em.... but not the mother in law. she's an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Hooray!
Time to drag this out again then:
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# you DO need a pick for an guitar thats not electric right?
(does that make it an acoustic guitar?)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# NO it just makes it unplugged:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# i'm not going to pretend i know anything about guitars!!!!
thats how you learn, by asking the prof.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Well probably...
Some people play without picks, but they're... odd.

And as ghosty says, an unplugged electric guitar is just an unplugged electric guitar.

An acoustic guitar is a bit different.

Electric.

Acoustic. (Bearded chap optional)

EDIT: Hmm, apparently you don't always get the bearded chap when you load the Martin site. It seems you need to look a little strange to play a Martin though...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# ah yes!
its acoustic.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Well depending on what sort of music you want to play you'll probably need a pick.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)
# hyper thrash death metal?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# What's odd about not using a pick?
Depends on the sound the the style you're using.

Especially if you're doing a particularly complex five fingered arpeggio.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)
# my grandad had an arpeggio
it had a bent rear axle that would scrub the tyres every few thousand miles
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hello
can i interest you in 8 times faster broadband providings, it's 8 times faster then your current connection, up to 42 megs, much faster providings, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Sounds like he's in for one hell of a night then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Bass drum + crash cymbal x 8 = tinnitus
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# God I suddenly feel very old.
I'm guessing the girl is called Meg??? but who is she??? (weep for my lost yoof)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# The drummer from the White Stripes!
Though to call her a 'drummer' is pushing it a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Ah I understand now. One of these new be-bop bands all the youngsters listen too!
woo to the skills in the pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# this months
viz?
(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# The Kris Marshall paradiddle edition
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)