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# It's technically child porn as you were under 18.
You could get them in very, VERY big trouble.

Then again B3ta would probably get in trouble too.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Shhhh
Also I have been reading profiles of people and see that you keep rats. I have rats too, we should be friends.

Please be my friend. Please.

I have all my mentals.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Ok I'll be your friend
Us rat people should stick together!

seeing how how nobody else likes us beause of the smell
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# and there was you trying to blame Jordan
Now the truth comes out
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# She's responsible for the crab paste smell
I'm responsible for the rat wee smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# well, not you hopefully
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# My RATS are responsible for the rat wee smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Rats don't smell
Compared to mice. I'll have have a mouse again ever. Rats are the way forward.
(engekomkommer, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Oh totally
They're bigger therefore easier to handle, less wriggly, more likely to just snuggle in your jumper sleeve and go walkabout with you, and are SO much more intelligent. Like little dogs.

My first rat used to go literally everywhere with me, he claimed a little wicker basket with flaps as his own and from that day forth he basically lived in it. I took him to Morrisons, to the library, to the hairdressers....

(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Ah, true. Hmm, shit.
I'll have to think carefully about this.
(Dooley, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# You aren't a child, surely, being over the age of consent?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# But it is my Johnson!
(Dooley, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# True
and you couldn't sign a model release as you're under 18...

tricky one this.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Doesn't work like that
You have to be over 18 to show your private parts legally. That's why you have to be 18 to do porn.

The legal age for topless shots however is only 16.

Plus - you can have actual sex at 16 but you can't buy videos of other people doing it until you're 18.

So what we have here is a photograph of an underage boy's penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# ...disguised as a Mario
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# however there is a special exemption
if you have dressed your privates as Mario or any other Nintento character.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# I was groomed into it
by "Ratty" from "Woking" who sent the picture in.
Haha, Ratty downloaded CP.
(Dooley, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# HUZZAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# ah
but b3ta isn't fully responsible for putting the image up...
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# They did FP it...
(Dooley, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# true
probably best to find out for sure, be safe and all that
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# You're going to ruin this for all of us aren't you?
"I remember the day that b3ta came crashing down, it started with a young man called Dooley..."

*begins memoirs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Nah...
I s'pose I just can't play the 'child porn' card.

But should b3ta come crashing down... EVERYONE OVER TO 4CHAN!
(Dooley, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# I would rather die, sir.
*straightens lapels*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)