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# Hurrah, I love mondays!
'ningly noo all.... have some toilet humour. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# *throws up*
'Ning BB

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(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# well, clearly the chap in the cartoon is a connoisseur
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *does not understand*


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(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# you don't have to,
just keep posting...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# that's the strategy I use
and it hasn't failed me yet

well, it hasn't failed much

ok, it's failed a lot

actually, it's never worked

:/

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# go and sit outside on the steps of the prestigous B3ta Towers,
and don't come back until tea time.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# but I'm there already
wanking onto the door

but they still won't let me in!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# well,
you're not doing it fast enough!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# but I'm already on fire!!!
OMG FUCKING GOD I'M A FLAMETHROWER!

A FLAMING PERCY THROWER!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *douses*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *dowses*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# *cowsies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# *peuces*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# *magentas*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# *taupes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# *tape worms*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *disc arachnids*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# CDCritters?
See what I did there?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# TOATSERS?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Breadbugs
Getting a bit cramped here :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)
# You can pretend it has
by just continuing in the same fashion.


flares, please
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# FLARES! FLARES! FLARES! FLARES! FLARES! FLARES! FLARES!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *flares nostrils*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# hahha
:D

edit: yay for toilet humour!


edit: and yes TOAT!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# hahaha!!




*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# hurhur
and 'ning
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# ahhhahah!
 
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# *giggles whilst throwing up*
*chokes to death*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *tries vainly to resuscitate*
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
who's gonna paint me now?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# gets can of bright red car spray
I'll give it a crack!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# hurrah!!
*poses*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# oh - I forgot
I have a preview for you

I'll email you

just have to download the photo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# yay!!
*comes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Quick
CDC him!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# erk!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hahah
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *spurts bright blue car paint*
wow, what the hell have I been eating?

oh well

*shakes the can*

*spurts more*

ok, now to start with the spraypaint :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# pfft
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# it's not drying very well......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# use a hairdryer
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# smells funny too....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)
# use two hairdryers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# argh!!!
it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# *hands over 3rd hairdryer*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# bArf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# mmm so tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Bah!
not again, waiter, this tastes like shit.

WOO! and 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# now wipe your face
you've dribbled some down your chin
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)