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# In space......

no one can hear you strain!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Its shitting blood!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# ^this
:D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# haemoriods
damn painful.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Haha
Acid poo ftw!
*click*
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Haven't you already posted this at some point?
Or am I just going INSANE HERE
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Sunday
Nazi sleep day
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
# No
its a newer improved updated version!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# It's not the strain
It's the splash back I'd be worried about!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Aliens is shiny due to Vaseline protection.
splashback is negated thusly
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# You failed chemistry didn't you:P
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Yes
and Inglish
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# this'll never get a frontpage on a bank holiday weekend :(
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Haha!
His tongue!
It's stuck!
And there's nothing he can do about it!
:D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Wasn't it a she?
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# The warriors are genderless.
The Queen is the only female.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# You're genderless!
/stupid comebacks for no reason blog
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Oh ok
/never seen Alien blog
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Weren't you a he?
;D
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# i thought
that was Pob for a second.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Thats kinda what my arse felt like this morning
after a beer festival last night. They also had the best chicken curry ever.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:42, archived)
# point of order
in space shit would float up and bob about menacingly at ceiling level.

i'm guessing.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:45, archived)
# can of worms,
opening you are!
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I reckon it'd float wherever you put it, really, rather than rising to a set height.
But that's just my opinion on the weightless shit problem.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:49, archived)
# only in Zero-G
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 17:54, archived)
# hmm, maybe
the average turd would hang in free fall at the same rate as the craft it was floating in. The propulsion it was given by the act of shitting it out may give it some momentum that would be absorbed by the first thing it hit and squashed up against.

However being a fairly light object I suspect that the average turd would also be moved around in a space craft by the movement of air coming from the air circulator machinery. Turds in space... cool.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# The concept of acidic shit disturbs me
Woo Zank
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)