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# A pic for a devART art trade. This is a Glampire. :)

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:50, archived)
# kill it with beige cereal bowls!
because fire and hammers would just excite it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:54, archived)
# well congratulations
that is one of the strangest things I have ever read
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:35, archived)
# Yay!
What are those spots around his eye though?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:56, archived)
# eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:58, archived)
# Bot-fly eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:59, archived)
# i was thinking angry assworm eggs, but whatever suits you is fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:01, archived)
# Well, they're sposed to be sparkles.
And on paper the silver is sparkly. But the sparkly didn't scan. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:59, archived)
# he's glampin!
he's glampin, he's glampin, cole cole glampin -
he's got loowies boy, he's not trampin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:16, archived)
# If I ask you to design me something is there I way you could do it?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:16, archived)
# Yes there is i way i could design it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:18, archived)
# fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:21, archived)
# do you want me to design a something?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:26, archived)
# not right now,
also, I forgot to mention draw it, too.

I might want you do draw the cover for a stupid book-thing I might try to sell on the internet if I get motivated, also, if I can get it to work, a cd cover, too. don't worry about it now, I was just wondering if you could do it when I need it.

thnx.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:32, archived)
# Alright, that's cool.
No problem. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:44, archived)
# If I become a vampire:
1. I will not be an anachronism. I will not dress like a relic of a time 2 centuries past. Nor will I dress in dark, somber colours. I will dress in plaid, fluoro and t-shirts with bright, happy themes.

(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:21, archived)
# I AM DRACULA.
I DRESS LIKE THIS:

ANAL AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:24, archived)
# that makes me smile.
that's a good way to be a vampire. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:28, archived)
# ah, found the full list...
1. I shall wear tweed, and cheerful bright clothing. Further, I shall only wear trenchcoats if it is raining or foggy.

2. I will not take my victims home. My neighbors are far too nosy.

3. I will be secure in my immortality. I do not have to share my story with any reporter or struggling writer.

4. I will not purchase an expensive foreign sports car or motorcycle. An economical, multi-terrain vehicle with 4 wheel drive will be just fine.

5. I will immediately become Agnostic, disarming any cross-wielding religious maniacs.

6. I shall not keep a coffin in the basement, that's the first place people look.

7. I shall immediately purchase a Hooked on Phonics tape, in order to lose any Romanian accents I may have.

8. My ghouls shall have good posture.

9. I will purchase a digital watch with an alarm. I will set this alarm for TWO hours before sunrise, giving ample time for traffic and other inconveniences.

10. If I feel truly alone, and need a companion to share all of eternity with, I shall purchase a dog. Preferably one that is not larger than I am.

11. If the neighborhood kids are snooping around my house, I will not change into a giant wolf and attempt to destroy them. Instead, I shall call the police and have them arrested for trespassing.

12. If I believe far too many people are becoming suspicious, I shall not attempt to kill them all. I will simply move, and leave no forwarding address.

13. There is no logical reason for someone to mistake another human being for a fifteen-foot bat, not even in hysteria. Therefore, I shall refrain from such transformations in public.

14. Artists are over-emotional and unstable. I shall not keep company with them whatsoever.

15. I will not attend gatherings of my own kind. If I'm a lethal killing machine, doomed for all eternity to destroy those around me, they probably are too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:57, archived)
# items 12 and 13 suck ass.
i'd be a killing machine. and, bats are just sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:01, archived)
# I will fly around a lot and bite people
also I might not die ever.

Also I might have freaky goth-girl sex.

And I'll have lots of money too for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:49, archived)
# That's a point.
 
If you're undead, an STI won't kill you, but would you still suffer all the symptoms?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:53, archived)
# also, can you spread it?
thats what I would want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:53, archived)
# this is starting to sound like the blade films.
carriers versus infected and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:58, archived)
# Yeah but not crap like those films were.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:16, archived)
# watch it or an action hero named 'wesley' will come and snivel near you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:23, archived)
# Snipes, I suppose..
 
not Wesley Wyndham-Price, ROGUE DEMON HUNTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:30, archived)
# or wesley macpotato, the irish tuber baron.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Why wait for vampirism?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:59, archived)
# You keep hearing about vampires surviving the burbonic plague
and they get eternal youth, so I would I guess that vampire's bodies are stuck in the point of time they became vampires, more or less (the whole molecular structure would be operating on different rules, nothing would decay internally either, so there's some fortitude there, but you also get to do stuff like eat so your organs do keep some of their original functions).

This was not my initial interest in vampire sex though. I was just more interested in the facilitated "ghost busting" possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:02, archived)
# I heard their hearts don't beat, so the blood doesn't circulate, either.
 
Cellular regeneration would rule out infection, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:20, archived)