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# self turning snags

i'd buy them!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Do they leap onto your plate when they're done?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Bounce
Cooked sausages bounce ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Could you pass me a cloth?
I appear to have steeped my mind in piss =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *passes man of the cloth*
this do?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I should think so...
*dabs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
#
all things are possible through love for our Lord Jesus Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I would too, as long as they stopped bouncing around once they're in a sammich.
Interesting factoid: You can tell if a sausage is cooked by whether it bounces or not.

This doesn't work with eggs though...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *hands towel*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I think I need 2 towels...
You appear to have done it again =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# It's alright
Yours made sense and had added info about eggs which could prove to be useful for many

*dabs dry*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Ooh, I'm glad you dabbed.
I don't want the pattern wiped off.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# a cooked (boiled) egg
will spin upright on its blunt end
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I think you might be onto something there
haha woo!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# now that's a revolutionary snorker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Yay sossidges!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Oh noes!
One is dead, one is 'out of the frying pan and into the fire' .... that poor last sauasge .....

*cries more*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I know
It's a little sausage tragedy.

Also my first and last front page :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# VERITAS!
*hugs*
*hugs some more*
*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Jessie!
*glomps in the FACE*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# ha ha ha woo - and top taggage
for some reason it also reminds me of 'do me next steve...' which is always a good thing.

*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Secrecy is paramount!
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)