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[challenge entry] ...the adventures of Shaggy...

From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)

(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I hope he isn't smoking in the workplace.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Has anybody here broken this particular law yet?
*gets paper and pencil ready*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I work on the streets
with my bitches and my hos
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# does it cover arson?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I smoked in a company vehicle
so sue me
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# If you are the only driver or passenger then that is allowed.
I do not smoke, so it's not a problem.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# if you are a passenger then
you are not the only person in the vehicle
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Indeed,
but if you are the only driver or passeneger then you are the driver.

Essentially, if a vehicle is allocated to an individual and that individual always drives it alone then all is well.

If he ever gives another worker a lift, even a smoker who also has a van (perhaps broken down because he got some water in the fuel tank, who knows?) then the van becomes non-smoking.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# what if you're in a cable car
then you could be a passenger and the only person in the vehicle
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# or on the DLR?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# oooh me!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# and me
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# you?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# yes
me.

not the work i am currently in
my other work
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# nawty Mink!
I chug fags like crazy in here some days, when it's just me.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# chug fags?
doesn't that mean wank off homosexuals?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# no
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# PETE DOHERTYS DOG IN DRUGS SMOKE SHOCKER
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# ken dodd's dads dog does drugs?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# it did dozens of downers and died in Dunstable.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# here?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# You live in Canada?
When did you visit Massachusetts, then?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# never been to mass-of-chew-sets
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Silly me.
Thought maybe you'd taken the photo yourself.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Laurence Llllwwwlllllyynnn Bonehead would have a fit at that decor
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# ...fit for a dog...
...needs more DOOKY...!....:D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# If you like
what now?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Thats a big cat
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)