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[challenge entry] Shoot me ...
... limited inspiration available on Mondays


From the Elvis challenge. See all 427 entries (closed)

(Biff..., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ElvRIS
geddit? elvRIS
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ah come on
Per Sivle (6. april 1857–6. september 1904) var ein norsk diktar og journalist. Han blei fødd i Flåm i Sogn og Fjordane fylke og voks opp hjå fosterforeldre på Voss på garden Brekke (nabogarden til garden Stalheim), som og forøvrig var ættegarden hans.

it's obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Well we were all thinking it!
Hippy Bistro BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# tar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# that's actually very good
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Yeah but does
6. april 1857–6 mean he was born backwards in time?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# could be
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# yes
I taught Wikipedia it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I should have known but
a møøse eat my dictionary

here is a translation:

Per Sivle (født 6. april 1857 i Flåm, død 16. september 1904 i Kristiania) var en norsk forfatter, lyriker og journalist. Han ble født i Flåm i Aurland kommune I Sogn og Fjordane, men vokste opp ved Stalheim, i dag i Voss kommune i Hordaland.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# he's a forfatter now?
the dirty sod
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# still better than a dirty diktar
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# i was bitten by a moose once
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# in its mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# A moose once bit my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Translation:
Per Sivle was a Norwegian dictator and journalist. Han Solo fed him Flom as he was pining for the fjords and the folks from Foster's home for Imaginary Friends oompa-pa garden breakfast time (Naked garden til gardening starts), some of the foreigners were against Han.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# this is not office safe
for I'm giggling like an imbecile and trying to hide it

this should be frontpaged
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I thought that was a pisstake till I got to the end
I didn't know you spoke Norwegian
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I am fluent in many languages
:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# sadly
i'm only fluent in gibberish and bullshit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Sorry made me laugh. GCing for the latest SA and found this guy's first post.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# ....that's not his first post
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Well obviously JJ has done many posts:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I mean it's not his first account
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# You need to get out more:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# at 4am? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# yes and play in the road
i like to pretend im a hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# You only say that
So people will try and cover you in cheese and pineapple at buffets and use you as a centre piece.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *looks nervous*
h-h-h-h-h-how'd you find that out *looks about worriedly*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# ummm...
eh? Bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Yes, I saw that
No SA all this week though :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# fucking Ian McShane
i'll fucking 'lovejoy' him...

...dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I'm guessing 35+ year old 'clean living sorta guy'
That wants to butt rape Matt Dillon
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# i do no...

oh, ermmm... yes, i bet he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# HOLY FUCK! IAN MCSHANE ON MY INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)