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# best response today
gives biscuit prize
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ooh
biscuit

ta
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# *substitutes for crayon drawing of a Garibaldi*
*steals biscuit*
*dunks into cold tea*



aaaaaargh!


cold tea!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# this biscuit is very papery
and waxy

*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *sends text along the lines of mwahahahahahahaha*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *wonders why me eating a papery waxy biscuit is so funny*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *swaps cold tea for warm wee-wee with milk and sugar*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *spits out*
\


uuuuurgh! Sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# sorr y mr Mink
I've been on hold to BT for an hour and a half now so my imagination wasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# i's not good enough Dave
not good enough!

*strops*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
#
o i
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# wishful thinking there benjy boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# *imagines*
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# when you get through
sort your problem
then ask to speak to customer services
demand some sort of compensation, or threaten to move your account
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# or do a piss down the phone at them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# it's the only way
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# yeah but be careful of splashback from the little holes
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# this made me laugh my tea out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# You would have thought
that they'd be quite good at answering phones.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# you are fucking kidding, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I know they're not
but as pretty much the oldest telephone company in the world, they should be good at it by now. Like the Post Office should be able to deliver letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)