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(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
#
now

edit: nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# best response today
gives biscuit prize
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ooh
biscuit

ta
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# *substitutes for crayon drawing of a Garibaldi*
*steals biscuit*
*dunks into cold tea*



aaaaaargh!


cold tea!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# this biscuit is very papery
and waxy

*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *sends text along the lines of mwahahahahahahaha*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *wonders why me eating a papery waxy biscuit is so funny*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *swaps cold tea for warm wee-wee with milk and sugar*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *spits out*
\


uuuuurgh! Sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# sorr y mr Mink
I've been on hold to BT for an hour and a half now so my imagination wasn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# i's not good enough Dave
not good enough!

*strops*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
#
o i
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# wishful thinking there benjy boy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# *imagines*
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# when you get through
sort your problem
then ask to speak to customer services
demand some sort of compensation, or threaten to move your account
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# or do a piss down the phone at them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# it's the only way
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# yeah but be careful of splashback from the little holes
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# this made me laugh my tea out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# You would have thought
that they'd be quite good at answering phones.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# you are fucking kidding, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I know they're not
but as pretty much the oldest telephone company in the world, they should be good at it by now. Like the Post Office should be able to deliver letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# i cant stand you as well
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Steptoe and Son?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Taking lessons from the Jolly Jack school of eyebrows, I see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Not that I'm aware of...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# oooops
don't you need to pay royalties to Weetabix Inc.?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# couldn't stand you before either.
ot that frog faces moss bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Can't stand him ever.
Doesn't he get arrested/jailed for all the drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# he gets arrested
but, and i can't think for the life of me why the fuck not, he hasn't been jailed yet for drug misuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# if you were a prison officer/copper..
...would you want the whiny little fuck within 50 feet of you on a long term basis?

(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hell, yes
as long as i could arrange for him to "fall" down some stairs and die of his injuries.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# yes
so that i could repeatly beat him for being such a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# because his PR agency have spent months working out the right quantity that:
a) gets him free publicity in the papers, and
b) only gets a smack on the wrist in court (no pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# He is such a waste of skin
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Arf!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# am i allowed to say
that i can stand him?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I wish I hadn't put any writing on it....
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# oh,
well, pretend you didn't read it then
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Needs more crack pipe
:D

Nicley done

/cant stand the twunt either
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# nice smoke
never could stand him
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I like this because he's a fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Is he dead then?
/mildly curious
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)