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# No pun intended.


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(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# i don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# i think someones been making play doh phalllus'es
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# socks I think.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# awwww....
theres not enough play doh on this site!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Play Doh!
Is that Homer finding the wrong hole?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# is there a right way for that joke to go?
what a terrible image, an yet im fairly sure if i googled for long enough i'd find it
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# It's not about the image,
It's about the (crap) pun.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# My Dad was watching our dog crap once, when he was out walking her,
then said to a passing stranger, "Doesn't it remind you of those Playdough machines?"
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# PFFFT i admire this man
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# My niece did a massive crap while having her nappy changed the other day
The playdough machine instantly sprang to mind. Then I had to leave the room before I boked.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# you must develop your boke reflex until it can be used as a weapon
nobody calls vomiting boking in nottingham, tis gay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# hahaha nice
you should make star, circle and triangle templates from ordinary household card
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
or the spaghetti one

:¬O###
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:05, archived)
# phallii?
?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# hmmmm we should ask stephen fry
he'd know...
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# WILLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# If it helps anyone
Those are socks in the baskets.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# right i get it
it's that well known catch phrase - "big ben dome wharf sock in sock out window"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Maybe not.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# None found.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:38, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# haha, very much
this^^
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Are those socks in those trays?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:39, archived)
# No
He's just pleased to see you.

'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# 'ning you marvellous beast.
I tried making tea by just running the hot water tap til it was very warm.

Tea made this way tastes shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# haha
I'm surprised I've never tried that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I'm currently lacking a kettle,
and boiling the water in a pan takes too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# microwave. 2 mins 10 secs.


NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# No microwave either?
edit: agh! The mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# ahh, a kettle is very important
i like ice tea but I'm not sure how to make that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
#
Ping!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Silly Fluffy
Warm water is not tea!

I want three taps;
'Cold' 'Hot' and 'Tea'
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# you are JML
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Eh?
JML, inventor of the incredible knife that can cut through shoes and hammers and the magical food processor that can be cleaned in a dish washer?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Don't let Mrs Trellis near that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# You'll get it eventually.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# just tell me
stop being coy
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I'll tell you in a minute.
I want to see if anyone gets it. Unfortunately, it's probably too shit for anyone to think I'd sink to this level.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Has it got something to do with Hawkwind?
If so, is it the riff from Masters of the universe?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# No.
Much, much, much worse
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Gah, I haven't the flying foggiest
I don't live anywhere near Londineum so the clues are no use.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# How the hell did you come to that conclusion?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:47, archived)
# The clue's in the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Socktrays by the landmark window
From the upcoming Metallica album I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Huh?
No.
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:46, archived)
# i hate those silly short sock things.
what's the point of them, they never stay up?
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# they're trainer socks i believe
much like trainer pants to help infants progress from nappies to y fronts
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Give up?
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:48, archived)
# no
wait, yes
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:49, archived)
# not yet, give me another 23 hours
I NEED MORE TIME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# shhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Give us a clue
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# LONDON SOCK EXCHANGE!!!!
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:53, archived)
# now that is clearly a pun
perhaps if you had not said "No pun intended" it would have been easier
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# ugh.
I think I just sicked a little in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# your pun is as a grain of wheat hid in a bushel of chaff
you shall seek all day ere you find it, and when you do, you will realise that it wasn't worth the search

/shakespeare paraphrase pretentions blog
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
# :(((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
#
sad jabba
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# that would of been a lot funnier if you had just told us
it was pretty funny though
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)