YOU SICK EVIL TWISTED PERVERTED FILTHY FIENDthis is simply to hideous to imagine
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:07,
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don't you opress mewhen I'm on the vinegar strokes
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:09,
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No, honestly; if I get the horn in a public by accidentshe is the first thing I try to desperately visualize in my head
it generally works
(it generally works
Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:16,
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she brings the situation to a swift and satisfying climax?
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:18,
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HahahaDepends, everything about the woman tends to quell any sexual or intellectual desire, so I tend to reach a swift conclusion
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:25,
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I hate getting the horn in PE.I did today because we were playing badminton. BAD-FUCKING-MINTON
MOST OF THE GROUP ARE GIRLS!
I also tend to be afflicted during speeches in front of the class, and while rehearsing in drama. In front of the class.
(MOST OF THE GROUP ARE GIRLS!
I also tend to be afflicted during speeches in front of the class, and while rehearsing in drama. In front of the class.
ClanSoul,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:36,
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oh the joys of youth.i wish i could say it'll change but it won't.
it's just more difficult to get away with as you get older.
(it's just more difficult to get away with as you get older.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:39,
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It's pretty difficult as it is ;)The worst one was yesterday in the swimming pool.
We're the only ones there, my dad, my sister and I, until this family comes in, a few kids, one of which is a girl. The eldest (must have been about 15 or 16). Her cossie had a habit of going pretty much transparent.
Needless to say, I "needed the toilet".
I had to crouch down, with suspicious looks from my dad and sister, whom I'd left sitting in the jacuzzi.
Edit: She shaves.
(We're the only ones there, my dad, my sister and I, until this family comes in, a few kids, one of which is a girl. The eldest (must have been about 15 or 16). Her cossie had a habit of going pretty much transparent.
Needless to say, I "needed the toilet".
I had to crouch down, with suspicious looks from my dad and sister, whom I'd left sitting in the jacuzzi.
Edit: She shaves.
ClanSoul,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:44,
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/Chris Langham's blog MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:48,
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www.I'minfuckingjailandmycocksbeenflusheddowntheloo,com MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:51,
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*clicks*meh, needs more horses.
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:57,
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HahahahahahahaGood god! We don't need the graphic details matey!
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:01,
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unless you get a job as a PE teacher MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:46,
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I don't know....I can imagine quite a bit
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:09,
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Yeah!Get her out of the suit first!
Mmm...naked
(Mmm...naked
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:13,
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and lick the mould from her folds MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:14,
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She would get any mouldif she was with me!
WHAT AM I SAYING ...WHAT IM A I SAYING!!
(WHAT AM I SAYING ...WHAT IM A I SAYING!!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:15,
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check under her bosomsAICMFP
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:17,
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that can be arranged MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:19,
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