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# I'd like to but probably won't be able to. EDIT: That's when the sprog is due so definitely can't make it.


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i actually bloody clicked there too.
i'm such a fucking gooch sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Sometimes?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# oooooooh handbag.
and who the shit are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I would suggest he's a lurker
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# i concur wholeheartedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hehehe good one
haven't been "horsed" on a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# oooooh you sneaky cockhole!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# N o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# did you just spew cheerios?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Cheerio o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o s
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *avoids*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hah!
nearly...

*always hovers mouse over links ever since he was goatse'd*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# You Cunt!
However, I will endorse your "I'd like to but probably won't be able to" statement
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Hahah you love it.
I can't believe people are complaining that when they click on a link marked 'I love horses' it leads to the deagostini website.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Recorded For Training Purposes
The show satirises modern media and contemporary obsessions. Created by the writers of Think the Unthinkable, HIGNFY, Parsons and Naylor and Concrete Cow, it is a platform for new writing.

Each programme is a co-written with the winners of a national sketch writing competition, selected from over 2,200 entrants. They have never written for radio before. Over fifty percent of the show is by new writers - which is a broadcasting first.


Which paragraph do you belong in? It's dead cool either way!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# The second one
selected from over 2,200 entrants...never written for radio before... etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# nice!
what's the secret to writing for radio? No visual gags - that kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# On my limited knowledge, picked up from some very experienced writers we worked with....
Get to the point of the gag quickly - the audience likes to know what they are listening to. Don't waffle (hard to do sometimes, sketches take a few rewrites to distill it down). Don't complicate a sketch by trying to put too many angles into it.

And no, visual gags don't really work on radio but you can do sort of visual gags if you get the right sound effects or use the words to conjur a mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *learns*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I CLICKED FUCKING BOTH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# hahahahah
tard
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7633321
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# ^ and that
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)