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# Little known fact #5352: Michael Eavis started Glastonbury festivals when he was only a year and a half old

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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# you animating genius genius
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# eh?
did you mean to reply to a different post by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Woo! and sorry but.........
.........TTTTTTTJJJJJJJJJ
who would be up for attending a b3ta-bash in amsterdam, or somewhere simlarly dutch in around 3 months time?




EDIT: let me clarify, i was thinking end of january, sorry, more like four months.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I'd like to but probably won't be able to. EDIT: That's when the sprog is due so definitely can't make it.


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i actually bloody clicked there too.
i'm such a fucking gooch sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Sometimes?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# oooooooh handbag.
and who the shit are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I would suggest he's a lurker
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# i concur wholeheartedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hehehe good one
haven't been "horsed" on a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# oooooh you sneaky cockhole!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# N o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# did you just spew cheerios?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Cheerio o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o s
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *avoids*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hah!
nearly...

*always hovers mouse over links ever since he was goatse'd*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# You Cunt!
However, I will endorse your "I'd like to but probably won't be able to" statement
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Hahah you love it.
I can't believe people are complaining that when they click on a link marked 'I love horses' it leads to the deagostini website.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Recorded For Training Purposes
The show satirises modern media and contemporary obsessions. Created by the writers of Think the Unthinkable, HIGNFY, Parsons and Naylor and Concrete Cow, it is a platform for new writing.

Each programme is a co-written with the winners of a national sketch writing competition, selected from over 2,200 entrants. They have never written for radio before. Over fifty percent of the show is by new writers - which is a broadcasting first.


Which paragraph do you belong in? It's dead cool either way!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# The second one
selected from over 2,200 entrants...never written for radio before... etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# nice!
what's the secret to writing for radio? No visual gags - that kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# On my limited knowledge, picked up from some very experienced writers we worked with....
Get to the point of the gag quickly - the audience likes to know what they are listening to. Don't waffle (hard to do sometimes, sketches take a few rewrites to distill it down). Don't complicate a sketch by trying to put too many angles into it.

And no, visual gags don't really work on radio but you can do sort of visual gags if you get the right sound effects or use the words to conjur a mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *learns*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I CLICKED FUCKING BOTH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# hahahahah
tard
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7633321
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# ^ and that
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# I like gayers and weirdos
But my diary is kind of full 3 months' hence.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# heheh ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# have you put a sandwich in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# oh yeah? what you doin? washing you hair?
women always give me that shit, i have so many issues.......*grumble*.....*mumble*.......*cry*........Leave britney alone!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# You insult me
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# i didn't mean to,
honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# that's christmas.
although i hate bloody christmas and have nothing to do with it, i imagine b3ta will be skint.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Around three month's time being
Christmas-y sort of time?
When everyone is skint?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# skint?
mebbe, but we'll all be full of fat, salt and refined sugars
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# not me
I'll be full of curry with a bit of luck!
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# As long as I'm not ill this year, I'll be happy!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# well, it's nearer to my place than anything in Britain, so there's a slight chance
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# whereabouts are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Paderborn, western Germany

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# ooooooh nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
*cough*likeslivinghere*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# My dad says it's nice
and he's not usually wrong about such things.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# only kiddin man, i've got a few german mates here.
Everyone always raves about germany but i've yet to go there myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *shaves head*
*readies baseball bat*
*practices fascist slogans*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:40, archived)
# hail Eris!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# A fellow believer!
HAIL ERIS!!!

Edit: fnord ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Fuck yes
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# i thought you might.
tremendous.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Ha
I like the babybeard, so lifelike
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
Has anyone done Eavis and butthed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I'm so looking forward to Glasto 2008
2007 was poo. Too much mud. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Clearly you weren't there in '05 =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Muddy Glastonburys were the best ones.
Far fewer chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
wouldn't go to glasto if you paid me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# bless 'im
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)