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# Jesus' crucifixion was actually a lot more painful than in the Bible

Saw M3Essential's sauce and had to do this :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# My bum is on your cross!

Look at me! My bum is on your cross!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I don;t quite get this.
COuld you explain as you are, after all, Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:17, archived)
# It's a thing Tom Green used to do

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# some things in life are bad...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# they can really
make you mad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)
# other things just make you swear and curse
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# when you're chewing on life's gristle
don't grumble, give a whistle

edit: alternatively, if you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)
# And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)
# WITH A MELON!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# SPLITTER!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# S*MPR*N*!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Ni!
Ni! Ni!
(McMurphy, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# lark's tongues, ocelot's spleens, jaguar's earlobes, wolf's nipple chips
get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# i cut down trees, i wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa!!
(AshTeamRacing, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# always look on the bright side of life
dee dum, dee dum dee dum dee dum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)
# And there's always one who has to show off
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# FUCK YEA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I didn't nick the idea from you...
...Oh, yes I did actually.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Pffft..I like you honesty
Oh, no, I don't actually


;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Ok, I didn't then.
Or did I?

Yes. Or no.

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# ouch
but his toe nails looked pretty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# had to be done, eh?
Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# ouch!!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)