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# meep indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Awww =]
Where can I get one?! =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# I got one off some kid
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# KANG!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Hi foof!
Hope you're better this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# ^_^
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# \o/
life is good again!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Blah!
Yay ma'am for you ma'am

what? Me?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# ...normally i forgive people this transgression...
but seriously.

it even says girl in my tag!
lol
^_^
hahaha you ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# haha!!
indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# argh!
scary beardy dude!
also: foof, you make me happy. yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# yay!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# *hugs*
EDIT
Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
#
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# hey elvis!
fucking cockoholic
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# hey!
[elvis?]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# He has my earrings!
and I want them back!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# mine aren't quite that big yet...
lol

but i always seem to draw ridiculously sized ears plugs on people...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# ...?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# gagued ears?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# The last thing anyone should possibly pick to find disgusting about me

should be the holes in my ears! I'd worry more about the extra hole in my cock if I were you! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)
# contacts?
or shoppery?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Contacts!
I consider them eye jewellery, I have quite a few but these are my faves at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)
# niiiiice
i have a few sets - but i have to wear glasses so they kinda lose thier impact..
can't afford prescription coloured contacts!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Aha, there is a trick!
Get very cheap n nasty 30 day fashion lenses from here then some very high water content 30 day disposable lenses (about £30 for 30 pairs), then splice them together!

Put the prescription one in your palm, add a little lens fluid, float the fashion one on top and let it line up, press the two together with a clean finger, hey presto, 30 day fashion prescription lenses!

They're both so thin they're barely thicker than long wear lenses and you can treat them exactly the same (clean them by hand, fresh fluid, store overnight), tho I wouldn't recommend wearing them for long periods, and I'm sure any optician would happily kill me for condoning such actions, but it really works! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
# *coughs*
www.b3ta.com/board/7665822
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:17, archived)
# I've never been told what to call them but most folks I know call them 'flesh tunnels'
I just call them stretched piercings 'cos that's exactly what they are.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)
# my stretched piercings-gauges-flesh-tunnels
are only 4's...

*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)
# 10mm, 5mm, 2.5mm in each ear,
and 6mm 'elsewhere' ;)

Patience my friend, just take your time, don't rush it and knacker them, keep them neat and tidy and clean, and get nice cheap jewellery from here so it doesn't cost you a fortune working up to your preferred size.

Oh, and a good tip: Mouthwash is an excellent cheap cleaner for piercings and jewellery alike!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Aww!
Also:
'Ello you. How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# *waves lotses*
i'm ok.
youse?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# A'wight.
Pained but awight. :) What've you been up to, lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# shenanigans!
by which i mean work. lots.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Fun!
Or not? Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# mostly not...
but i'm getting a promotion, a raise, and paid vacation time...



so i'm coping. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Hooray
for those things. :)
Apologies for bad typing I'm using one hand
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# ^^not something
you want to admit on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahah
Didn't mean that the way it sounded.

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# awww!
 
just happened upon this (four months after everybody else, I know):
www.neatorama.com/2007/06/18/dumbo-octopus-is-sticking-its-tongue-out-at-you/

see also: piglet squid
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)
# squiglet?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# this is most woo

nicely
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# yay for mysterious green things sitting on your hand
looking at you

with it's accusing eyes

it's accusing eyes saying "why, why must it be so" with a little tear leaking out

before it happens, before the horror.

:D

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# mmep.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)