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# Those sales really are depressing.....


Edit: Apologies for well, everything, really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Why am I looking for a deathstar?
Happy birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha - another one coming up shortly
Thank you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# yes
in almost exactly 1 year

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *slow hand claps*
very good, very good......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I'm on fucking fire today
at least my head feels like it is
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Good night, was it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# If you like drinking so much scotch you don't recall going to bed
then yes it was up there with the greats
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# story of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# perhaps you didn't go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# and yet I woke up in one
doo-doo doo-doo (twiglet zone music)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *hears faint ringing noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
#
Needs more pøwårdrøïds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hahah
nicely

does anyone know where i can buy a 'poang' type chair from that won't involve me going to ikea?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# dunno
www.ikea.com/gb/en/
(100% horse free)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Don't they do the mail-order thing yet?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Buy it online?
Will probably have to pay loads for delivery though.
edit : too slow. As usual.

/needs food
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Yay
I'm also 42 today.

I was yesterday too, and for a couple months previouser, but still, I'm also that age today. That counts, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *checks with adjudicator*
Absolutely, yes - that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# \o/
Let's go out and shag some 30-somethings and high five each other that we've still got it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Sounds like a great plan.
I am a bit tired, though
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Well...
I've still got it anyway

* high-fives self (ouch!)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# 24 any good?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Yep!
*Dives in*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I don't know.
Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I'm bloody brilliant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# shhh - don't talk to him
I've already baggsied you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I already begged to be shared
so it's my day to be passed around like a rag doll
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# that's a worrying image.
but it's turning me on.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Okie dokie hon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Aww.
/ pouts
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# no no no
21 year old, I told him
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# FedEx have just called to say they're running late
grrrrrrrrr......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# A newsreader announced that you now 'have to be 18 to buy cigarettes'
Sucks for smokers aged 19+
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Pfffft, excellent!
Genuine office lol :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I accept your apology if you accept mine for this very gay roastage

Also, merry birfday!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Thank you, sir!
Most kind.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# KHHHHKHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Good morning, sir!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# KHHHHKHH TRAPPED IN A SHKHHHKHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# That sounds lovely.
Did Edie come round as well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# KHHHH OH MY GOD THEY'RE GOING TO KILKHHHHKKHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Where's my new shelving unit?
It's being assembled by top people.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Superb answer.
Completely superb. This answer should be *clickable*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)