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# 4 years?!!
Top lurkage! Nice pic, too. Keep at it!

At this rate, your apples will be in your lap for your first big-round-number post!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I've just seen your bi-focal pic.

Best laugh I've had all day.

*looks up local opticians on net*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Thanks quite a bit!
That means a lot to me, coming from a person of your obvious hummusity.

hummusness?

hummusatiousness?

um, I like your stuff too.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Many thanks.
Though most of my stuffs just naff jokes and second rate porn :P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# more of this^^!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# more of that ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *grins*
I'll have to have a think of something, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Of course I'm always open to suggestions.
Or source pics from female boarders who're approaching large round numbers and want something a bit special. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# :D
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# mmm large round numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# We already know about YOUR big round numbers, hon!
know dream
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# ooo, too late!
just passed 2000
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Close enough!
ToGTFO!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# 'nings
you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# 'ello luv!
How are you this fine and sugar-coated morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# sore!
had a tooth pulled before, my gum keeps bleeding. the taste in my mouth is foul :x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Dental TMI!!
I feel your pain.

Can I move on to feeling something else soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# touch
my gum hole :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# With my



tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# no, with cotton woll, silly!
gotta go, i'm spitting blood here :(

laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Where's the award for the most disturbing mental imagery when you need it?
We have a winnar!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Did you have gas to knock you out?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# no
just a jab.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# No need to worry about what the foul taste is, then.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# there are 4 people in the usa with my name....
bastards!!
i want it back!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Only 4?
I thought Ben was quite a common name?
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# and my last name
and i'm the best Ben there is!*


*is actually the crappest.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# No you're not.
You're only the third crappest.

*adjusts confidence circuit*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Bah, pack it in
You're great and you fucking know it, so stop being so down on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# NEVER!
*mutters anti-ben slogans to self*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7692054
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Oi
If you're gonna be anti-something-about-yourself, choose something other than the name. It's my name too, you git.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# it was mine first!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *stands beside your mum and nods solemnly*
*grounds*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# that is SO unfair!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# nah he's right
he is rubbish.

but hey, at least he's right about something!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# thank you.....



wait......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# STOP THAT
If you're going to be down on yourself about something, start with that goatee.
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Er....
Yours suits you!

*digs self out of hole*
(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# eh?
i actually look better with it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# if he's going down on himself, can i watch?
i've always been intrigued by flexible people
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Ha!
4 down, one to go. We're comin' after you, boy!

Stay right where you are, and come out to greet the nice helicopters when they land in your yard.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# yard?
YARD?!
hahaha!!


you'll never take me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# thats a good idea for a movie
They stole his identity, his life, even his name. Now Matt Damon is taking it back, one letter at a time...(contains explicit nudity)
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# So to begin with, is he called nothing?
is he called nothing?And then in the next film he's M.

Film three he's Ma.

I can already see this running into copyright problems with James Bond and then Tom and Jerry...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# pfft!
Yer a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)