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# RPS is shit I know, But I had to show you lot the size of this mosquito that is on my office wall
I swear he is just sitting there waiting patiently for me to become distracted so he can suck every last drop of blood out of my parrot.
The Cunt!

Oh & Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Is that scale in miles?
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Light years actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# crepes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Rapes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# rape-crepes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Gripes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Is probably not skeeter.
Is probably crane fly, which like to eat skeeters.

/would smoosh it anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Nah,
I know a Hexham Grey Mosquito when I see one.
Truth be known they are less annoying than the little black fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# they don't eat 'skeeters
simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

they don't eat much at all! (after the grub stage.) we get them as big as 4 inch leg span.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# You've missed him by about 5cms
Get swatting!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Don't measure him with the ruler!
Fucking hit him with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Then I would have to clean the wall.
Fuck that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha
^This!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Feed it to the parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Fuck the parrot,
he shits enough as it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# oh ffs upload u cunting picture!
took bloody 5 minutes to upload!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# AAAAAARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Argh! Pisses!
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# It isn't a mosquito...
I think it's a tipula paludosa
(Doesn't bite)
(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)