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(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# That is well woo!
hahaha :D

I learned to speak pirate today.
www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/49/How+to+Talk+like+a+Pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Silly pirate!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# That is funny
see above
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Marvellous
*considers a bit of pirate talking*

AAAR-vellous?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaaa!
SOMEBODY POORLY DRAW SOME CRAPPY EMOS PLEEEASE!

THIS PLACE IS GETTING WAY TOO GOOD!!!
Top Hummus Sir!:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# as requested, emergency crap emo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)
# that looks quite worryingly like someone I know.
he's a jolly fellow (really!)
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I'm sure he'll be laughing when he finally snaps and kills everyone in an orgy of bloodlust :D
yay! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)
# 'waits for the day'
'packs nunchacku' (for defence only mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# yes, similarly, I always carry a vial of anthrax
"for duck hunting"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# haha
I'm occasionally worried by the quantity of weapons I normally carry around
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)
# lol
mi5 is watching you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)
# pfft, a penknife
and a disturbed mind are not considered weapons.
Now I have a FEW weapons ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# lol
and I think "THEM" are probably watching you :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# hehe, I KNOW they are watching me
as I have to inform them every time I buy another gun
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# hang on I'm confused, which them, "THEM", "THEM" or... "THEM"
:D

mind you, if you play by the rules there is _no_ limit to the insane equipment you can own*

tho having a genuine justification helps

*dunno about nuclear, that's probably a no

edit: hang on a minute.. hmm.. hmmmmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# very old and out of date
( as in I have sold a lot of these and replaced them with more )

www.flickr.com/photos/zootcadillac/sets/919487/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# nice collection
more suprised by the swords to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# I have a bucketload of
swords. I am enamoured by Japanese steel. Plus UK Cavalry swords and sabres.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:35, archived)
# my father used to have a samurai sword
but someone "complained" about it

I think they just wanted it, probably why the police took it away
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)
# I'd be quite
miffed about that as they are perfectly legal to own. I have around 30.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)
# what about a ropedart?
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)
# that's just something kids
see Jet Li playing with and think it's cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Bit too much quality in the shading there.
But I shall accept this for now.

Every body needs an emergency crap emo sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I shade to hide the fact I can't actually draw
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# haha
me too!
'hugs'
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)
# lesbians !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)
# tell me more of this "lesbians", it piques my "interest"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# well lesbians are a tribe found in the wild outback of some jungle or something.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# hmm, sounds like it would require an adventure of some kind
I should prepare by filling a handkerchief with cheese sandwiches and tying it to the end of a stick

it's going to be a long walk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)
# E-moos?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I like this, but I am going to have to spang you anyway.
*spangs*
*likes*
*spangs again*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
not unleashed so much flem and ale on my monitor for a while

Woo Yay Hoopla you old goon Mr Elephant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)
# you should release that regularly in a controlled fashion
lest you result in an eruption of alcoholic snot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I did this last night and have felt like a twat all day
I was being a pedantic twit last night and broke the cardinal first rule of b3ta, if you don't like another b3tan's work don't say anything. I've seen far worse on a daily basis, and aren't exactly overflowing with artistic talent or comical wit myself. I have made my apologies as well.

This is a playground, not a national gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)
# ah well
we all have shitty days

I'm suprised a fair few folk on here haven't been incarcerated for going on a fucking rampage at times, to be honest :)

just think happy thoughts

hmm, rampage :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)
# oh fuck off.
tell the talentless cunts what you think. It never stopped me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Haha
AHOY!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)
# ahoyhoy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
# I like this™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Fuck, if you've copyrighted that, b3ta have got a LOT to answer.
QUICK, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, COPYRIGHT THE CDC, OR EVEN BETTER, ASK TO HAVE IT REMOVED FROM THE INTERNET AND CLAIM THE RIGHTS TO THE COLOUR MAGENTA.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# lol, it's not copyright, it's trademark, it's MUCH worse :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)
# NUTS!
 
also, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)