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# Pure unadulterated threadwaste. I'm touching ham so much I'm almost touching cloth.
But thought I'd post this. Only Nuts images as Zoo have finally stopped.

As usual Nuts images in my profile. Since the demise of Zoo if there's another mag that are nicking stuff let me know and I shall add it to the collection.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# I thought this last week!
Ham licker!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I saw a lot of our images once
on a site called glasscocks or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# not since october 29th you didn't

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# prezactly!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Yeah what happened there?
EDIT: I have a hangover so big it would make Rob Jeremy blush.
grease is needed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# when a mummy b3tan and a daddy b3tan love each other very much
they secrete a special fluid which Rob keeps in a bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I though that was custard
I had it on my spotted dick!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# nope
b3ta love secretion ... Rob needs it to power THE MACHINE. This whole digital community of internet digital arts toss pots is an elaborate plan to harvest our emotions
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# is this why i no longer feel joy?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# that and the fact you're an abomination against God's Law
being made of wood bewitched into human form.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Imaginary beings have laws?!
Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# nope!
*goes on killing spree*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# if it's good enough for Colombo
it's good enough for God... that's like teh 17th law
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# oh yeah....
did you know my heart is a lump of coal...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# you're just a walking fire hazzard...
drink this ethanol and put these fire lighters in your pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# it's all good,
i'm coated in asbestos...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# No that coz you had Ms Bobbit round last night:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# nah!
yer mam!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# axle grease?
not the nicest of things to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# better than Axle Rose
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# no - he's cool because his name is an anagram of
Ale Sexor
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# i've heard that there's nothing you like better
then to chug down a bit of axle rose first thing in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# I think you're confusing chug with dry humping.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# *runs hand through hair*
here you go!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# It would have been nicer
If it'd been your head hair!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# well la-de-da!!
i'm so sorry your highness!!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I suspect
That was more lowness.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# what's this about zoo?
i am a bit out of touch being on the other side of the world for now...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# It's impossible to be on the other side of the world
You're always the side you are on:D

Where you buggered off to then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I'm always on at least three at once
'Ning Ghostie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# oooOOOOooo
When I were a lad we had none of those three sides lilarky!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# You were lucky if you got one!
But things change, as they do...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# unexpected horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# ^This
Is Zoo dead or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Yup
Totally got rid of the page. Either that of the newsagent managed to stick the pages together with some unmentioned adhesive.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I see
does the magazine no longer exist or have you just reached an agreement? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# As an Emap employee, I'll field this one...
Er, fuck knows.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Do you airbrush out nipples for a living?
Do you have a draw full of them?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I only wish I did.
The airbrushing thing, I mean. Obviously I have the patented Jeff Dahmer drawer of unspeakableness. That's mandatory where I work.

Anyway, radio. Hence my lack of magazine knowledge. Fuck 'em all to hell.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# You utter cunt
I haven't been "Degostied" in months.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Yeah knew it'd work:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# YOU CUNT
I just clicked the Zoo link from your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# See, I didn't cos he said Zoo was dead
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Well, aren't we a clever girl?
Now go and have your go on AbScrab
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Give her a shiny sixpence and send her on her way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# sixpence?
i won't get owt for sixpence - hand-relief's a shilling now
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Yeah but on the list filtching was still a sixpence (shiny).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# that's always a trick one
you have to pay separately for getting the fluid up there in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Two words
Turkey baster.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Yeah I knew someone would
even if I said there was no Zoo:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# i assumed it would just be the older link
but, as we all know, assume makes an ass out of you and me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# So do cheesy analogies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Thank you micto:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)