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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# EPIC RIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Really?
It's a short story by a swan telling the tale of how he broke a man's arm.

I thought that'd be a fairly straighforward tale, even with a very basic knowledge of swan.

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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# you see i did goose at gcse
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I've got an AS in Otters
Fucking otters.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# ooooh i know a little otter!
i learned when i was selling coke for a water vole down by the union canal
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# if you need a badger man
i got straight A's
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Honk!
Honk honk. Honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
what in fuck's name is going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Next, on "Swan Stories"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Haha!
Bastard swan. Swans are shat.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# bastard swans
they drew blood on my daughter.

i shall be having them with roast tatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# not with the queen's blessing
you won't
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# fuck the queen
if the polish migrants can get away with it then so can i.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# yikes!!!
nuff sed
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# you are god of thunder after all
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I didn't know swans could draw
You learn something new every day.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# They can break a man's arm, you know.
I always found that really sexist. I mean, what if a lady was pissing on them? Or stealing their horrid little breads? Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Yes, it's definitely a man's arm.
Women get away scot free.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# what if a lady was pissing on them?
im intrigued
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Arf!

And you're watching WHEN SWANS ATTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Swans are evil!
I know lighting wrong but did it ages ago!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)