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# Movie Poster, nsfw


(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:00, archived)
# I don't see any fist.
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:02, archived)
# i hate the idea of 'nsfw' labels.
i understand the dilemma, of course, but your pic is a good example of an image which looks in no way pornographic unless the person viewing it actually peers at it for a while.

what i really hate about 'nsfw' is the idea that some fat, ugly, stinking corporation gets to own your eyeballs for 6-8 hours per day, and typically installs some tedious, neutered, puritanical nanny in charge of nonsense like dress codes, internet sites avaialable, etc.

i'm so goddamned glad i work from home most of the time.

oh - nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)
# i like it because it means i don't have to look at a man with his fist in his asshole when i look at the board.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)
# Well, it's not working.
Hang on, that's only a reflection on the monitor glass.

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:18, archived)
# read the card!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:02, archived)
# Yeah, there's something to be said for this board not being 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:18, archived)
# That's been said so often I've tooned it.

Bears that like penguins don't like bears that like apples. QED.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:21, archived)
# damnit, i almost said, 'try telling this to tahkcalb'.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:26, archived)
# Hehehe!
Tho you'll find me more in /n/, /po/ and /tg/ than in /b/.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:30, archived)
# ITT
Anon tries to pass off some nonse about not having penchant for showing his off genital specularities to strangers.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:35, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)
# is he zounding at size or odour?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Both?
Or maybe the sound of it rhythmicly swelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# What a great sentence
/aparently cripplingly dyslexic blof
edit: haha

*blog
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:47, archived)
# i liked it.
i was hoping you'd translate it for us, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:50, archived)
# ITT (In This Thread)
Anon (anonymous) tries to pass off some nonsense about not having penchant for showing off his genital peculiarities to strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:58, archived)
# now in latvian.
and perparpklinian.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:09, archived)
# FUCK YEAH SEAKING!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# blah.
life without fisting would be a long, dreary affair.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:21, archived)
# AMEN SISTER.
Of course, by that I mean hello.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:22, archived)
# hello.
i saw your sitar pic while lurking the other day. i like her.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:23, archived)
# May I suggest a sig adjustment again?
Perambulatory might be more horrific than prehensile.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:27, archived)
# hmmm. it might be, but i want to be truthful.
*picks up a peanut*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:33, archived)
# That's handy![sic]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:47, archived)
# *juggles*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:50, archived)
# Heh, I got the idea during a conversation about Guitar Hero
I'd been playing it for about 6 or 7 hours straight the other day and got to shoppin'

Apparently she's a famous sitar player.

I'VE NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF HER THOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:29, archived)
# apparently?!
she's anoushka shankar, ravi's daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:32, archived)
# Oh right.
Her..


And him..





*knows fuck all about sitar players*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:35, archived)
# !
get your ass to an mp3 site or youtube or something.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:39, archived)
# Emm... pea... three?
What are these tubes?

AND WHY ARE THEY NOT IN MY POSESSION IF THEY ARE MINE?

I demand to speak to the leader of internet.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)
# she's dead.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:49, archived)
# im probably the most grossed out by those shock images out of everyone here
and its a little embarrassing, but whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:27, archived)
# poor petal.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:33, archived)
# plus of course you could be working with puritanical nannies and the company
and it's lawyers

are scared shitless of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:31, archived)
# and when the nannies go home...
...they hire people like me to flog them and sit on their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:36, archived)
# haha
although I thought I just had beer and played world of warcraft. I must be confused. 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:14, archived)
# world of beercraft!
i'd play that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:23, archived)
# damn right!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:16, archived)
# you still owe me for our last session, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:24, archived)
# the czech is in the post
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:40, archived)
# I don't really mind it.
To be honest, it's nice to have a bit of warning.

Censorship is bad, but it's just common courtesy to say "hey, if you look at what I've been looking at, it might just harsh out your day".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:32, archived)
# I agree with this.
Whilst I don't have objections or take any offense at the content (although, this may say something about my mental state), I prefer to have the place shock-free. If there is a link and a warning, I find it perfectly fine, but if someone says "LOL, CHECK OUT THIS" and whacks up a tubgirl without me expecting it, it kind of throws me off balance.

Plus, you never know who could be standing behind you when you refresh...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:34, archived)
# oh no, i get the idea of not wanting to be on a shock site all the time.
i just resent the 'w' of the 'nsfw' - as if employers have the right to demand we not view imagery they find abhorrent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:35, archived)
# AH!
Now I understand.

Just a NS! would suffice.

I do agree, you make a perfectly valid point. One that clearly, I skimmed past like a knobber =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:37, archived)
# exactly.
and, of course, just about everyone clicks on links labelled 'nsfw' anyway - we're like magpies and those four letters are so bright and shiny....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:44, archived)
# I'm an incredibly curious person by nature though.
I inspect every shock site before linking friends to it, unlike 90% of my friends do...

Unless they get tricked by me.

I only remembered the other day about someone trying to get me with "lemonparty.com"

I felt like a freak when I corrected them to .org
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:53, archived)
# the only sites i don't like are ones riddled with pop-ups.
i have a pop-up blocker. lemonparty me all you like. tubgirl away. goatse all day and night. it's just an anatomy lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:00, archived)
# That's not why it's an issue.
The problem is that if somebody (anyone - other staff around the office, your managers, other managers, the cleaners, various contractors) sees nasty shit on your computer and feels litigious, they can get a large cash payout from the company.

I have to warn people about it all the time (I have a team of degenerate deviants - I hired them myself). I'm not going to fire anyone for a problem that didn't occur, but some things just aren't cool. It's like whacking off on the bus and calling people prudes if they get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:42, archived)
# is it really litigation that everyone fears?
i think that is a good part of it, but i also think it's used as a convenient excuse so those gentle souls who live sheltered lives can have a firm base to build their arguments from.

i think the more close analogy would be someone getting miffed because i was on a bus not wacking off but looking at a book of pictures which seemed erotic or pornographic when glanced at if you were to invade my space and peer into the book i'm holding.

or am i nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:48, archived)
# YES & Not nuts, just rational.
A rare state of being in this world. Don't stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:51, archived)
# YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)
# Unlikely at this point.
It's been used now. [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:00, archived)
# Let's compromise and say that the analogy would be like you said,
except rather than reading a book, you were holding a poster out in front of you and at least 5 other people could see.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:52, archived)
# fair enough. i won't quibble over book versus poster.
i just think we devolve when we have to pretend to be concerned with what the most sensitive people fear 100% of the time.

i'm all for being polite, just not for being forced to be polite at gunpoint.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:58, archived)
# Yeah, I probably wouldn't be too polite if people were constantly pointing guns at me.
I mean for fuck's sake, either shit or get off the pot.

That's what I'd say to those guntoters.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:04, archived)
# i know what this thread needs.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:07, archived)
# VAGINA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:09, archived)
# HORSE VAGINA.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:10, archived)
# best of all vaginas?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:21, archived)
# I was asking it as a question
so as to obtain information, from you specifically :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# neigh!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)
# And yeah, litigation is the only reason I'd be bothered talking to staff about it.
I make sure I don't employ easily offended people. Those types usually leave during the interview.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 7:53, archived)
# from you i believe it.
a lot of people i've chatted with, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:12, archived)
# They do.
If you're using their internet access, in their office, on their time.

And the reason is because as someone else pointed out, in our current culture of blame the company is liable for it if you offend someone else who looks over your shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:41, archived)
# bah.
they can suck my ass. as i said, i work from home for the most part. they ought to pay everyone double just for being cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:48, archived)
# YAY!!
double pay!
'NING ALL YOU LOVELY B3TANS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:51, archived)
# 'ning!
actually 'night for me. i'm off to bed.

discomeats is paying everyone, see him for your czech.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)
# wheee!!
night night!!
disco!!
where's my money!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 9:03, archived)
# I fear for your sanity after having used that image in a 'shop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 8:38, archived)
# oh for the love of mohammed...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)