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# Robternoon!
The mighty lunch penguin summons various foodstuffs for his daily duties, dealing food to the hungry masses around the world.
Vladimir catches a rare glimpse of this wondrous sight, and stays vigilant, knowing that the German Sausage could fall from the sky at any moment.



What're you lot up to, today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I did just scratch one of my testicles.
It was damn itchy I can tell you! All good now though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# left or right?
yes it makes a bloody difference...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Left
Right underneath by the perineum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm *sexshudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# jeez. the concentration, man
that penguin is intense.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# He's like..
ZRRRNNNGHHHHHHNNBGHHRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# did a bit off poo come out?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# No.
That's Vladimir.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# exackly
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# trying not to w*rk or lose my temper
and trying to spend all day on here...

NOTHINGS WORKING!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Apart from your 'post this again' button


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# eh?
what are you on about?

have you been at the white spirit again uncle?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# WOTHINGS NORKING

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Not working!
I get out at 11:10 on wednesdays!

Also woo to the pic. It manages to amalgamate the two greater facets of life; lunch and penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Wurst things have happened
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Work, work, work, work
but then I'm off tomorrow and Friday, because tis my BUFFDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
Happy Buffday for tomorrow and Friday!

why do you get 2?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# because she's the captain!
*clips round ear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Oh, but asking a woman her age
isn't worth a clip round the ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# oh god i hope so!!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *stretches* I'm not a woman, I'm still a mere slip of a girl.
:D

And you can ask what you like, my fluffy faced amigo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# It's Friday
And I only get one, but I wanted a long weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# YAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
how old?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# :D ta
23.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Slappy bumday!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# SLAPPY GUS!
Thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# bloody kids!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *shocked and horrified*
FUCKING OLD BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# *waves cane*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I have donuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *robs mercilessly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Help yourself
I got loads.

Everyone keeps asking if it's my birthday.

What actually happened was I was on my way home last night, fancied a donut and they only did packs of ten and they were buy one, get one free.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# not a lot of note
waiting for the bits of my new computer to arrive so it can be built
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Today I made alan "The voice of the balls" Dedicoat sing Princes, 1999
then I visited a student's house to fix her PC. After that I went to Woody's and got a lorne and black pudding roll. The roll had three slices of lorne and two slices of black pudding in it, it was very tasty. then I spoke to Jimmy about my first bike which was one of those bikes that had solid tyres and only front brakes. Then I mp3d a tape of Cossack Festival music which I bought for 5p from a charity shop I visited on Saturday. I'm having a very busy day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Marvelous!
busy Interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# this is
somewhere beyond genius
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Ahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I believe in Lunch Penguin...
I do I do I do I do!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)