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[challenge entry] Joking aside...
... there's a lot of depressed parrots in the jungle

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(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Awww
For some reason, this reminds me of a pal from me old college who said if you fed birds some oats, they would expand inside of them and they would asplode.

I have yet to test this theory
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I heard it was rice
Then I heard it with baking soda and bread.

I have tested the second, but to no avail.


Oh blissful school days =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Another one from same fella was that it's impossible to kick a pigeon
so he ran into a group of them, kicked out, and they flew away unscathed... except for one which went a bit limp : (

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Ha
My brother's old flatmate used to be able to catch squirrels.

He was fast.

But he got his fingers bitten a few times =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# My god, I've heard of him
And I thought it was just another of those urban myths
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Half man, half squirrel magnet.
He exists.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# This boggles my mind
Along with people that could catch rabbits...it doesn't seem like humans could ever have been that capable/agile
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# He is all that is man
I have tried many a time to catch squirrels =[

If I got one, I would love him
And hug him
And feed him EEEEVERY daaay.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# baking powder and vinegar soaked bread
should do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# *resists urge*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# on second thoughts
it'd just make them foam at the beak a bit, and have the daily mail banging on about rabid foreign birds illegally migrating here.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# OH GOD, YOU'RE MAKING IT MORE DIFFICULT TO RESIST =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I heard it was dynamite...
...but maybe that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# no it was...
polyfilla
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# This has no relevance here or anywhere
pown.alluc.org/?uid=1047
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# It's true
If you feed birds some oats they explode

But if you feed them some other oats they don't

Welcome to the mysterious ways of oats
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# don't know about oats
but there is that story about shaun ryder and the pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I always heard it was baking soda to seagulls.
But never had the heart to test it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# this
is fact.
(flamangathon is not local, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# in the 1700's oats did not exsist as a singular entity, only as a plural
its in johnsons dictionary, there is only a plural!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Like with peas,
except the other way around. It was "pease" as a mass until someone figured that there must be a single part and dropped the "s".
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I just made a cheese and mustard sandwich, you know.
POLLY IS AN EX-PARROT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# well done, what kind of cheese did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Emental.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# ooooh a nice twist! well cheesed that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Cheeser of the evening award!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# INDEED!
congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# IT HAS CLIMBED UP THE CURTAINRAIL AND JOINED THE CHOIR INVISIBULE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Surely it should be
parrots eat 'em all.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Is that
a low polly?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# A polygon.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)