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# no, it's the street I first lived in
it's the street I first lived in

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Heheheh
comedy street names ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Comedy?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# It's slang for the buttocks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# well, DUH!
DUH!What's funny about buttocks we've all got them!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# well, we've all got a funny bone, and i'm sure we'll all agree, they're hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I dunno about hilarious
They're certainly humorous!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *spangs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# OW!
Why pick on me!? I'm not the ulna one punning


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Because jaw the nearest
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Right! That's it!
you've put me in a right skull-k now


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Snap out of it Dave, or I'll socket to you
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Have you got a bone to pick with Dave in particular...
...or are you going after anyone within a certain radius?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Pffft!
I'm really struggling with these.

I can't believe I set you all off
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *marrows eyes*
Just you try it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# What the fracture on about?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I dunno . . .
I'm plastered


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Don't take it personally...
we're just carp(al)ing on...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# yes you are.
stop telling fib(ula)s.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I was just ribbing


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# True,
but they're not all associated with the production of honey-based alcoholic beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I used to live near a 'Butthole Road'
I always used to think it would be harsh to live at number two, everyone would think you were taking the piss (so to speak) when you had to give your address.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *juveniles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I've got to go to Sandwell for Christmas
I'll take a photo of it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Please do this, and post it, and gaz me =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# My sister-in-law lives on Mincing Lane, fact.
*titters school-boyishly*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *hits with ruler*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *breaks ruler*
Haha, bet you wish you'd got one of those non-shatter ones now, don't you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# erm . . .
that wasn't the ruler that broke . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I live a 5 minute drive from Bell End
and I think KSS used to live there.

It's less hi-larious after 24 years. Cocks in Cornwall still makes me laugh though.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# *pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# nooooo
surely
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# That ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# best place name ever
that area is full of mental names for its places, like beeswing, and haugh of urr
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# ahh
Version I did was with 1st Pet name / Mother's Maiden Name.

Your Version my porn name is Jessie Bridge.

I sound like I should be a 70 year old porn star.

edit: My version: Jessie Tonks. O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hey. HEY. We've been over this
I was never your god damn pet!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# no, no of COURSE not, dear . . .
no of COURSE not dear . . .*patronises*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *sulks*
*goes to her basket*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *cuddels*
SO QUOOTE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Dixon version = Vlad Kebby
DTH version = Vlad Belvoir

Belvoir is pronounced Beaver. ergo DTH version wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I'd be Penny Lower on that system
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Describes your special talents in the film too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Mine is
Lou-Lou Fenland...:(

Edit: Dixon version

Lou-Lou Pearson.
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Burlesque!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# waves
fans provocativly, yet tastefully.
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Goldilocks Hubbard
or Goldilocks Magna
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ooh 2nd one for sure
The 1st one sounds like you can star alongside me as Jessie Bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# =)
Dixon Version: Prince O'Connell

DtH version: Prince Parsonage

O_o They both work better the other way round. O'Connell Prince sounds like some gangsta rapper's real name =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I like the first one
But then again I have a briefly soft spot for Irish blokes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Hurrah!
Well now Dixon, top o' the mornin' to you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Fantastic
Now you just need the thick dark hair, green eyes and you're all set :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *puts green contact lenses in*
Thick dark hair, you say?

Hmmm...

*goes back to drawing board*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Cor, me too
I've been explicitly banned from meeting his maternal grandfather until or relationship gets strong enough for me not to pounce anyone with a Northern Irish accent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
#
Southern will do me mighty foine
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Either one will get me a quiver
But Nort' has it down for the harsher element

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Don't let my Grandad hear you saying that...
...he's from Dublin!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# So you at least have Irish blood in yer, young fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Oh my, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# / Professor Farnsworth
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Hah, I wont, but I still don't care
*goes back to looking for his phone book*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# You'd get sued for either version :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *identitythefts*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Hope you have better luck with it than I did
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)