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[challenge entry] Good 'ning everyone!
Have a compo-pearoast =)

Yes I know, but the bottom post on the board at the moment is 7 hours old...

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# haha!!
take that santa!!
not give me a lego star destroyer!!

'ning daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# 'ning sonny boy.
Y'alreet?

I was lurking the other day and I think I saw your mum! =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:32, archived)
# hmmm
in the afternoon?
melw?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)
# That's the one =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)
# why oh why did i tell her about this place!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)
# melw?
wossat then?
...and isn't she usually wandering around drunk on gin in the afternoon?
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)
# no,
smart price vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
# 'ning handsome
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7846292
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)
# GAH!
oh it was all a misunderstanding.
it was an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccident

honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:38, archived)
# where's mummy...
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:40, archived)
# wandering about full of cheap vodka apparantley
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:46, archived)
# no,
my other mum..
the one you, you...
killed!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:47, archived)
# i didn't kill her
it was an accident.
i got cramp and i couldn't let go
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:48, archived)
# i'm half-way to being a b3ta orphan!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:49, archived)
# *hunts down Kerry*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *follows trailing a defibrilator*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
#


hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:55, archived)
# MUM!!
quick!
i made you a new body out of noobs torn apart by the nazis!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Lovely
and sneaky tj: what is the origin of this Mr Cool Ice thing?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Eh?
Mr Cool Ice?

Eh?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:37, archived)
# never heard of it...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:41, archived)
# You liars!
Tell me! THe search is not helping me!

I am Goatse, you must obey.......
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)
# AND I AM THE MIGHTY IVESB!!
NOW BOW YOU WORM!!!
EDIT: the tattooed bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:43, archived)
# I think that's who he means
there was mention of him in a thread a couple of days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:07, archived)
# nor i
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)
# chocolate crucifix!
yums

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:50, archived)