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From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(LazyBastard, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Rudolph
in the Doll Assembly Room
with the Carving Knife
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Oh and why does santa bleed raspberry sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)
# There's the ectoplasm of Christmas on his hooves...
Filthy murdering reindeer scum...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Santa's dead
he's in my bed
I'm raping his cold dead anus...

Hang on, I might have got that wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)
# So
He's a stiff then?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)
# you warmed it up first?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)
# No it's just that I was intending to mount
his post mortem priapic prick, but I appear to have inadvertantly penetrated him. It's a fucking disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)
# your anal alliteration is alarming yet appropriate

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)
# i hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost...
so I'll slot it in here...

(Leoricx, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
# nice snow effect there!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)