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# I've got my spang-proof hat on...
It
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Then allow me:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Nope!
Didn't feel a thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Why choose such a silly image?
There must be a gazillion images of the SA80 out there without all that kerfuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Silly image?
This is b3ta!

Besides, internets is serious business.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
#
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)
# you hold him down,
I'll insert the happy-suppository


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Haha!
'ning bloke!

*manhugs*

Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Aye, bit knackered
bit knackeredbut uppish.

You gotta work less notice than expected?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I have indeed!
6 weeks instead of 12 \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Still too cocking long, but good news!
but good news!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# but that one had the grenade launcher attachment.

sadly i have only fired an SA80 as part of a training simulation.

it was powered by C02.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:07, archived)
# ha
i thought the man in frame two had been sexually assaulted for a moment there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# You've been here waaay too long.



pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Silly Sunshine Elephant!
You can't sexually assault a man without taking his trousers off!


That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# this is why we have trunks
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Spaedo!
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Is he being a bit short(s) with you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *Boxers Kenny's ears*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Y?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Hang on a minute, I'm out of breath
*pants*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *knickers Kenny's asthma inhaler*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:14, archived)
# It never ends with you, does it?
you get a spanging all your own!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)
# If you spang me down
I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant Would!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Then what have people been doing to me?!
*traumatised*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# That's just playing
*plays*

See?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)
# This is an odd game...
However, it isn't one I dislike.

Is there a single player version?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# The extra cloth acts as an industrial strength condom.
As long as you're forceful enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Nope, just shot dead.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *spangs below the hat*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Ow!!
You really know how to get to a guy (besides with all the good looks and all)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *flutters eyelashes*
I don't know what you mean
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *spectral voices*
NO HEFFREY! Don't look into the eyes!

You'll become trapped forever like I did!

Not the eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees


EDIT: Balls, that was my 3000th and I missed it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:15, archived)
# 3000?
I'm honored that you would waste it on me.

Now TOGTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Toast or get the fuck off?
I'll have toast please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha
You Americans and your love of guns.
(Pachey, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Yes yes
I AM, after all, the stereotypical yank.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Pfft!
*sneezes*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Goesintight
(as we used to say as kids and have absolutely no idea why it was funny)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Pffft!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Good morning, Professor
what's shakin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Howdy!
I am, with excitement about Christmas =)

You well? How did the half-a-million dollar assembly go yesterday?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Great!
'cept it won't run just yet. Ah, the laborious troubleshooting phase of the installation. It'd be nice if it was only an occasional thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:17, archived)
# what about a sexual assualt rifle?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7861708
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Pfft!
Took me a second that did
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Well, thanks for investing the time.
I hope you felt it worth the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)