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# Frosty the Bastard: Walking in the air
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Is this 'inspired'
by the new Irn-Bru advert?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)
# wouldn't know
I live in germany.

but I'm sighing nonetheless.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Do you?
Why do you live there then?

You and Dixy are far too pretty to stay there. Come back.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)
# yes that is true
but I don't think I want to come back. the uk is poo.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Yes but I'm here
You can come over and bring me stuff. Like proper frikadellen.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
I'm going to eat some now.

They rule. Especially with HP.

If I ever make it to a bash, I promise I shall bring you frikadellen.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I love you.
I miss them like CRAZY.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Why do you think the UK is full of ugly cunts?
*swiftly runs off with dbroon skipping merrily through Weihnachtsmärkte*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# :-(
OH CHEERS DUDE
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Ah-hah ok
They've done a very funny version of The Snowman,
the kid refuses to give snowman a sip of his Irn Bru so he drops him from high above Glasgow.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I haven't seen this either.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Saw it for the first time last night
I giggled.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)
# What channel?
If it isn't Dave or BBC3 then I probably won't see it.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)
# It may well have been Dave
as I watched HIGNFY, Buzzcocks and QI last night
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Same....
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Dave and BBC3
are the joint-kings of channeldom, now that uktv history goes off at 6.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Before I get home....
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *places bet that the boy lands on a jakey*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# He lands in George Square
Right in front of the city hall, in a snowdrift.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
# lucky for him the snowman got pissed off before parkhead :D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)
# haha
"Yer no singing now yer wee jessie"
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I did chuckle
At this and the Irn Bru version.

How much do you think they paid for the tune?

1 million Euros is my guess.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)
# bloody hell
does the same thing happen in a frickin irn bru ad?

poo.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)
# not exactly...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# aye
he never cunted his heid off chimneys in the advert.

*claims copyright*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:55, archived)
# This is still very good
It's just obvious you should eb in marketing.

they have the exact music and as far as i can tell the spot on animation. Lyrics are along the lines of:

Snowman: 'Give me some orangey goodness you little fucktard'
Fucktard: 'Do one, whitey'
Snowman: 'Right, see you jimmy' /drops lad
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# One Million Euros?
I haven't seen this Irn Bru ad you speak of.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
Fucking magic Paw!

Take this woo for your collection:

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)
# haha cheers for the woo
and thanks for the spunk in ma keks.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hahahah have his cousin....Cunty
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Cunty the bastard?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Cousins
his uncle's surname is Cunt
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)
# haha
supoib.

Right, I'm aff hame to bite my hands and shite my pants waiting for texts from my dad about the gers in europe.

/still no fucking bastard internet at home.

cheerio.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)
# haha unlucky :)

see you in the last 16......maybe ;P
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Yay! More Frosty the Bastard!
This reminds me, I must find somewhere to host my warped Christmas songs for you all...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)
# can i have a snoob
when they're developed?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)
# You're more than welcome
though this will make me somewhat lopsided if you only have the one...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)
# i suppose
i'll have to have 2 then!

you can have payment in home-made fudge
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:59, archived)
# This will probably encourage more snoobs....
But I'm OK with that! :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# snoobs +fudge
=profit!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Can I possibly enquite why you're after some snoobs?
I'd have thought that being a lady and all you have enough winter / chest activity... Snowy Moobs, whilst appealing, are surely redundant, aren't they?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# i'm greedy
and i like snow ;)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
YES!

*clicks*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I like
the fit of the scarf too . . .
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Ha! I love Frosty the Bastard
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
I was reminded of him just recently and wondered if you'd make new ones :)
so woo!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)