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# it's almost as if
enjoyment of music was some kind of subjective thing that may be different for all people.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)
# that's just crazy talk.
gibberish like that leads to independent thought, sex outside of the marital bed and atheism.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)
# IF WE ARE NOT CAREFUL
PEOPLE MAY USE APPLE COMPUTERS AND EMBRACE THEIR IDEALS OF GODLES ATHEISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# IT IS FAR TOO LATE TO WARN THEM NOW, BWAHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:50, archived)
# there's a church here in town that had "GOD SEES ALL" on their sign out front.
i was tempted (by a serpent, probably) to make great big googly eyes and glue them on the sign, but the witchfinder general perched on the roof scared me off.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:51, archived)
# There's a church near here
that has a billboard outside with a picture of a baby on it, and underneath it says "abortion stops a beating heart". It's been there for years.
I drove past there the other day, and they've put a new sign up alongside the old one. So now, right next to "abortion stops a beating heart, it says, "This Church supports our troops!".
The new sign is not illustrated though. I was thinking of offering... maybe add a picture of some dead Iraqi children, something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:57, archived)
# be careful.
they'd probably try and kill you for not being a patriot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# "A well aimed rifle shot
also stops a beating heart"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Our local church used to have "Time flies, eternity remains", until it got burned down.
Firstly it got vandalised to say "blow flies + human remains", then someone changed the first bit to say "church dies".

I'm not sure what "church dies, human remains" is supposed to mean, but it fits well with the blackened ruins.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:07, archived)
# hahaha!
burn the churches! eat human flesh!

(if anyone here is able to name the band who sang that line, i'll be impressed)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:13, archived)
# The church of euthanasia?
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:19, archived)
# so close.
'no fun' is the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:27, archived)
# I read some of that
then followed some of the links, and then some links from those linked sites... and I still have no idea if any of it's for real or not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:53, archived)
# As a big fan of the word "zounds", I am somewhat disappointed by this
objectiveministries.org/zounds/
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:56, archived)
# GADZOOKS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:58, archived)
# ZIP ZOP ZOOBIDDY BOP.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:06, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:21, archived)
# ZOUNDS!
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:27, archived)
# It is tough call to make
It reads like an Onion article, but equally I am sure people like that exist.

All I can do in response is make sure I never travel too far from either coast when I am in the US.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# you snob!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)