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# what in gods name am i doing up at this time in the morning =0/
it's late and i cant sleep. so dont blame me
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hmmm i thumbnailed this one as it may be NSFW (at this time??what
you doing at work anyway?) but now you just got a little bum instead
of a one big enough to ogle at.. any way.. click for bigger pervability and
photoshop strangeness..
(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)
# TIMEZONES, MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:54, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
O WATE YOU ARE JUST TALKING BIG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)
# I'M FULL OF THE BIGTALK.
 
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)
# LET ME GUESS
DO THEY SAY YOU ARE FULL OF BIG TALK?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)
# THEY DON'T SAY SHIT IF THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)
# SHIT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)
# and that's a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)
# also this is too, too funny to me.
 
www.marriedtothesea.com/mtts-archives/mttsarchive-ditb.php
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)
# i love the picture on the left in this ad:
uh oh, it's latin lover giuseppe.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)
# UNIMPRESSIVE!
 
YOU WAIT LONG LONG TIME GUISEPPE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:53, archived)
# We have to enjoy the most possible!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:54, archived)
# i have seen movies with girl accompanied, but usually accompanied by imminent death.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Ass pimples!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)
# SEGMENTED LEGS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)
# Compound eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# SPIRACLES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Makes me think of another text meme that's not seen often enough any more...
www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=67501

Also: "It's just gonna taste like adjectives" is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:52, archived)
# awwwwwww
 
I never got to see DFC. Sounds good..

ah. Sweet.
dfc.furr.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Ha!
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# ALSO: THAT IS PORN, ISN'T IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)
# FUCK I HOPE SO

Edit: to the original poster, just so you know, you really should link this. Small porn is still porn, getting fired is no joke, and yes, at least two of the people on here right now are at work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)
# PIXELS DON'T CUDDLE
 
OR GIVE GOOD HEAD, FOR THAT MATTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)
# ALSO:
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I HAVE MISSED YOU, IN A GAY WAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)
# IN THE LAND OF DIAL-UP.
 
also Ittybitty's laptop had a slow melt on Win2000 so I had the fun of rebuilding it on 98 and hunting for drivers and such.

but I got it going in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:58, archived)
# 98 drivers are still available?
Why no XP? It's the only Win OS I've actually positively liked.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)
# well yeah ashally it's a compaq armada, about five years old I guess.
 
It was originally supplied with 98 (according to the sticker on the bottom), and it does seem to run more efficiently now..
it had previously died of spyware / viruses at the hands of the previous owners and had 2000 reinstalled.
Lasted about three months before clunging up again.
It's only a pentium three, might not handle XP too well.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:08, archived)
# so the drivers I needed were post-2000 but 98-compatible.
 
cuz as far as the OS was concerned this hardware was FReAKY SHIT FROM THE FUCKING FUTURE, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)
# Haha
FREAKY SHIT LOL
Thinking about it, I got on ok with 98, but that BSOD appeared far too frequently to really feel comfortable.
Also: I just remembered, when I used 98 I found something online that claimed to be the 'solution' to the BSOD... it turned out to be a method for changing the colour of the crash screen, so you could have a RED Screen Of Death instead. Helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)
# DUXZ
 
www.macrocats.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mc11240.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)
# some very cute ones lately.
HALP

ALSO I AM A LITTLE BUMMED THAT LOLCHAIRS GOT MADE INTO A MINICOMP WHILE I WAS ON HOLIDAY SO I COULDN'T ENTER MY PICS.
I DON'T CARE.
I KNOW I WAS THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)
# It was only open for about 24 hours I think.
Personally I thought it was geniunely funny at first, particularly the original thread started by Gronkpan, but by the same token I did understand people being unhappy about it when it expanded beyond that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)
# yeah those two threads were the real lolchairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:43, archived)
# i missed the compo too.
but lolchairs is way over now, we've antiqued three memes since it died.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:46, archived)
# I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO KILL THAT JOKE MYSELF, BUT HEY. ROB BEAT ME TO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)
# KILLED BY DEATH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)
# i'm currently using a p3 with xp pro.
it's a dinosaur but it works.

*is prepared to buy a new computer soon, should he be able to have xp pro loaded as everything since has sucked*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)
# Dells still ship with XP pro as an option...
not for much longer though I think.
I've had the chance to use Vista now on clients' computers, but only in a fairly superficial way, so I don't really know what's under the hood or how it handles long-term. I'm in no hurry to change.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:41, archived)
# oh no, no dell for me.
too many horror stories about them have i encountered. i'll have a local shop cobble me up a hybrid bastard.

no vista, no way. it is an ick.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)
# I've always had good luck with Dells
and since I've been buying their XPS systems I've been really happy with the support.
The main downside I've encountered with Dells is their use of proprietory or Dell-version hardware, but that's far less common now, and the customization process allows you avoid it.
I've had no personal experience with Gateways, but evil_twin has had some really crappy luck with them at work, and the support has particularly sucked.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)
# dell support in canada has an awful reputation.
no firsthand experience, but the word in the gutter is that they take ages to correct anything and often say "that's not covered on your warranty/in your country" just to get rid of people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:55, archived)
# The thing about buying an XPS system
is that they have a separate dedicated support line. I've don't think I've ever waited longer than 10 minutes to get talk to someone, and they've almost always offered me software/system support even out of warranty.
Damn I sound like a commercial, but they've saved my ass with clients a couple of times recently and made me look good. That's worth a lot to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)
# i think it must be a regional thing.
or a cake thing.

maybe a thingthing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:08, archived)
# VISS-TAH?!
 
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)
# techno techno techno.
 
www.toothpastefordinner.com/010108/made-of-zip-disks.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Zip drives are OLD
I'm getting a JAZZ DRIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)
# sometime i'll tell you all about my floppy collection.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I promise to look interested
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# PROMISES ARE JUST LIES IN HIGH HATS AND COSTUME JEWELLERY.
WITLESS APHORISMS ARE MY STOCK IN TRADE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)
# zip(py the pinhead) disks for everyone!
tek no.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:45, archived)
# compact armada?
no wonder spain got its ass kicked.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:52, archived)
# !
what are you doing here? it's still vacation time!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)
# I took my leave in November.
 
FOR NOW I AM JUST TAKING LEAVE OF MY SENSES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:44, archived)
# you smell like leaves and when we were asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:47, archived)
# Eats leaves and shoots up.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)
# HERION IS A BAD DRUG
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)
# I AM AT WORK, RUNNING A PROGRAM THAT REQUIRES CONSTANT MONITORING.
ALSO, IT IS AN OPEN PLAN OFFICE.

I THINK I MIGHT HIDE YOUR POST.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)
# DON'T HIDE IT, PISS ALL OVER IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 4:58, archived)
# *pisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)
# ALSO CHECK OUT THE PAEDO WOOYAYS IN HIS PROFILE HAHHAHHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:13, archived)
# cute asian girl, underage girl, cute asian girl, cute asian girl, cute asian girl, cute asian girl
hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)
# HAY YOU CAN BE HIS FRIEND ON MYSPACE. KIDS, THE LIGHT OF OUR LIVES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)
# WAIT, HE'S A BASSIST AND POSSIBLY AUSTRALIAN
HE'S JUST A HARMLESS RETARDED BOY. LET'S LEAVE HIM ALONE.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)
# NETIQUETTE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)
# *pisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:27, archived)
# The time barrier has been tweaked . . .
it is everywhere all of the time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)
# 100% skin is usually mod bait. YMMV HTH ETC
Twist her once more around for a three stage effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:05, archived)
# LINK IT
WHERE IS ITS PENIS?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:25, archived)
# WHERE GENERALLY ARE PENIS?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)
# I KEEPS MY PENIS IN MY PENIS POCKETS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)
# JUST LIKE PIZZA POCKETS ONLY MORE CHEESE INVOLVED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:37, archived)
# ABSURD! I ASSURE I AM VERY CLEAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I CLEAN MYSELF DAILY WITH ALCOHOL SWABS AND FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:00, archived)
# hi!
i'm working right now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:36, archived)
# OK I STOPPED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)
# HAMMERZEIT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 7:44, archived)