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# Warwick Uni's right on students
Do their bit to fight oppressive infectious diseases
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Fight, fuck

it's a fine line
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Yeah, smash the state
that Norovirus makes me sick
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# stupid students
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# And they wonder why everyone hates students until given a very good reason not to.
Printing out the word 'fuck' doesn't make you look grown up or clever, but like yet another fucking waster too intent on delaying the inevitable job at Asda.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# doesn't it?
oh. *stops print job*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I may have overreacted slightly.
But I just get fed up with things like this. 'OMG How Random' etc etc etc. Take your Green Day hoodie and fucking hang yourself.

Not you. See, I'm talking myself up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# My post down there ain't gonna help much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# German cover of Trainspotting:
www.amazon.de/Trainspotting-Ewan-McGregor/dp/B00004RYHP/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1199789243&sr=1-4

Germans think it's cool, clever and random to say "fuck". Apparently.




(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# haha!
those wacky germans!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# it is, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# DEUTSCHER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# So do Brit teenagers.
I'm guilty of using the word, but at least I don't liberally sprinkle it like punctufuckingation.


Erm....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# i think you'll find
that's tfuckingmesis
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# How odd
those crazy Germans, always swearing and increasing their lebenstraum
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# do they have lots of these?
is it going to be like their version of 'engrish' t-shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Actually haven't spotted that many of them.
The most irritating thing (and most common thing) about German-dubbed films is the use of a subtitle to further extend the film's title.

For example, this film is called "Trainspotting - New Heroes".

edit: or how about this one:

www.amazon.de/unglaubliche-Reise-einem-verr%C3%BCckten-Flugzeug/dp/B000056FHC/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1199789738&sr=8-1

Airplane. Translated as: "The unbelievable journey in a crazy aeroplane"

cocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# why do they do that?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# i'm guessing
the distributors there assume the german public are naive idiots and won't want to buy the film without having everything explained to them in the title
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# That's how they like it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I seem to remember the french versiuon of "Home Alone"
being something retarded and long winded too.
EDIT: It was called, "Mother, I missed the plane"

Maman, j'ai raté l'avion
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Oh lord :|
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Because they need to be told how to feel. Seriously.
If the film was called "Flugzeug"(Airplane) then they would be confused and not be prepared to laugh. Since the film is called "The unbelievable journey in a crazy aeroplane" they can prepare themselves to laugh.

You could call "Lord of the Rings" "The unbelievable journey with crazy big-footed people" and Germans would force themselves to laugh all the way through it and not know why.

For the record, when Fawlty Towers was dubbed (badly) and shown on German TV, it was called "A Crazy Hotel". Oh - and they replaced the theme music with "Dire Straits - Walk of life".
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# i would have so liked it better
if it was called "the unbelievable journey in a crazy aeroplane"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Maybe this is
a brothel for people with nanopenises. Those noroviruses are damnably sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# That's funny - I thought that looked like Rootes block in Warwick before I noticed the title
Ha! I was J17 from 1991-1992. One small fridge-freezer and a 3-ring cooker between 16 people, the bastards.
At least it was near the union.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ah the halls at warwick
many a happy time spent running around inside them, i used to have a link into the cctv for the fore square outside the uni - very funny
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Do you mean this

www.warwick.ac.uk/webcam

The camera is on the roof of this building I'm sat in. Shall I come out and wave to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# go and grab the nearest 30 students
and get them to lie down so that they spell 'fuck norovirus' in the piazza
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ooooh they've put it online! thanks i had lost the linky
aceness - when did they retile the plaza with those manky red tiles? and do the god worries still give out hot chocolate and biscuits at the end of the club nights?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# i think that would've been around 2001
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# noooooo i was only there last about 2 years ago
i'm sure it was just plain white marble
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)