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# You'd think they'd have more sympathy
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha!!
best to have a mate drive you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Very good!
Heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Arf
85 minutes from the Queens Head to the roundabout.
It must include stopping there for a few drinks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# 'nings pot!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# 'ning!
I know it's a long way until your birthday but I suggest you start dropping hints about one of those globe world map things.
you can get one that opens up and becomes a drinks storage!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# i already have one of those actually!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# how rare
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'ning ivesy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ha!
In Bavaria they have this weird law that if petrol stations sell booze, they can only sell it to people who arrive in cars - not people who walk in off the street.

A friend who lives across the road from a petrol station popped over the road to buy a bottle of wine and they refused to give it to him on the grounds that he didn't drive there.

So he went back across the road, walked up 5 flights of stairs to get his car keys, walked back down, got in the car and drove 20 metres to the petrol station and bought the wine.

It's something about "protecting the youth from the evils of alcohol".

I begged him to construct a life-size cardboard cut-out of a car and "drive" in carrying it.

In other news: 'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha!!
'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Haha!
That reminds me of the time we walked through a drive-thru and they wouldn't serve us...even after we went back, fully arranged in car formation and mimed the steering wheel, winding down the window etc...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Yeah!
It was really late at night, there was no one else around for miles...

...this is again why Burger King is better than McDonalds
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ha reminds me of driving into a service station off a motorway in italy only to find a full bar.
there was no restaurant at the station and the only way to get out that far was to drive there, you couldn't possibly walk. europe eh, it's faaaaaaaaantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaha
morning

I think they should sell it to anyone creative enough to do such a thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Those kerrrrrr-azy Bavarians!
Reminds me of the the classic:

"Do you know they're building three new Mental Hospitals in Europe?, one in Portugal, one in Belgium, and they're putting a roof over Bavaria"

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# haha
"Stop in the car park behind the Bull".

Like it
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)