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# what about epillation?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)
# You do it on your scrotum.
Then I'll do it on my pubis.

I epilate my legs, and that makes me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I once plucked my scrotum completely bald with a pair of tweezers
It felt great - and took weeks to grow back
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i shaved my balls
it itched like a motherfucker for a week while growing back.

then six months later i did it again just for good measure.

it itched that time as well.

mrs thor told me never to do it again because all i did was scratch my balls.

now i only scratch my balls half the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha
yes, itchy scrote is bad. Also had a bit of razor burn... bit of aftershave should do the job...

no.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)
# yes, aftershave
as it'll make your balls sting like a motherfucker.

i don't bother with it now, i shave normally with a straight razor and there is no way that is going anywhere near my ballsack.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# well, I wouldn't say "stings"
It stung a bit at first, but then the scrotum felt as if it was on fire before petering out to a dull sticky warm and uncomfortable itch.

I don't even shave my face anymore. I have a big* beard now.

* - well, biggish
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# the first time I shaved mine with my flatmates clippers...
somehow my scroteskin got caught in the fucking teeth of the clippers. There is no expressing the terror I felt.

Explaining the scab to my lady friend was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# been there.
Well, not literally.

I also managed to cut a "V" in my scrote with a pair of very sharp scissors. I swear it didn't stop bleeding for a month. I had to wear a hastily constructed toilet paper panty liner.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# dixons man menstruation!

*calls work*

sorry i'm not coming in, time of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# haha
I've come very close to the said scissor problem, just managed to stop the blades in time. Gave me a nasty nip though.

I don't think I have the patience anymore, we'll see, depends on the calibre of my next girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I know your pain..
It's that little seam that runs round the middle - am I right? In fact I know I'm right.

Stupidest place to put a seam ever. There's nowt better than having your scrote-bag all smooth then clapping it about on your thighs...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I love your style
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Trust you to enjoy it.
Maybe I'm doing THAT wrong as well then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# bald balls do feel very nice until the growing back in begins
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# NO BALD BALLS
I like a hairy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# fret ye not fair maiden
for i am of the caste of men who cannot be arsed with such prunage.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# This.
Tag team time, Dixy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# You hum it, I'll play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# It goes
'tum, tum tee tum tum, rape dbroon, tum tee tum taaaa'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# haha
yay! I'm not sure how it works. Should I take up some sort of position?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Just shut your eyes and try not to think of
searing



flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I prefer the "smear person from head to toe in toothpaste and hang them in front of a big fan" approach to bondage
Effective and comical.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# what happens exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Oh aaallll riiiiight
Only because it's your turn. At least wear the Fred West mask I so carefully embroidered for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Fred West??
I asked for a JOHN West mask - made of tuna
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# But that won't match my Rose West mask.
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
the thought of a tuna mask pleases me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i shave my scrotum.
well trim more accurately. i just use a 'lectric razor which is usually fine except on the odd occasions when i've tried to rush it and then snicked myself. lordy me that hurt.

edit:what's epillation?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I think it's a big old wooden ship
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It means 'a whales vagina' in German.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# :D
Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# epillation
ooh epillation
epillation
that's what you need
if you wanna be the best
and you don't want furry breasts
epillation's what you need
TAKE IT AWAY ROY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)
# My ex would pluck hers with tweezers, one by one
it looked terribly sore, but she enjoyed it apparently. It took fucking ages. I watched once. Awful thing to see.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Ick. Never understood how people can do it
I once had a massive waxing session, just about everywhere you'd quite like to be hair free, apparently it's supposed to be massively painful?
Well, I didn't exactly enjoy it, but it was bearable...right up until the plucking.
When she started going over to get the missed hairs I couldn't stand it, I wanted to just slap her. Hard.
Or cry. Harder.

*curls up a little in memory*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# NNNRRRRRGKELLYCLARKSON
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I read "massive waxing session" as "massive wanking session"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# There was a very well presented lady fiddlin' with my bits
whilst I lay naked under a variously placed towel...I can't promise wanking wasn't involved at some point that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *catches breath*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# quelle surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# likewise
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)